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Song Parodies -> "Shut Up Snitch"

Original Song Title:

"She's a B*tch"

Original Performer:

Missy Elliot

Parody Song Title:

"Shut Up Snitch"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at
It caught my eye ruuuuuuuuuun, I've gotta get my
Get an Oreo, cream on both sides
Fill my tummy up tight
Eat these all night
I don't need no dinner, I'll be fine
Please shut your lips
and could you grab milk dip
If you're good I'll give a lil' sip
Fish and chips? I'd rather have sweet stuff hit my hips
I just heard my mom, guess I'll get ripped

Why'd you snitch?
You know that's so lame
You had some, but still gave my name
Why'd you snitch?
That I took cookies
Damn tattle-tales are my big pet peeve

Why'd you snitch?
You'll regret that bro
Watch your back 'cause I'm watching for sho'
why'd you snitch
You get no icing
Patience has expired, ev'ry night's the same

I drove my dad's car, need speed, need speed
I'mma keep on speedin' 'til I've seen the scene
My dad would get lit, spank my butt with wires
So don't you act silly, don't tell dad about the bar
I got home? What'd you say? sis'?
gotta go, dad is at the do', sis'?
Oh My God-said all that and more, sis
I'll be grounded 'til I'm old, what'd you say?

Yackety yack, gotta shut that trap
Put me on ice, Why you tellin' on me
Stupid brat ain't nice, What'd you say today
Yackety yack, gotta shut that trap

You' aint five, you could lie, why
You ain't kind, shut your fly, get mom hyped
But I sigh, 'Cause I'm grounded for the night
I'll remind, when you need my help-no dice

She's a snitch
She brought up my name
Telling more and more ev'ry single day
She's a snitch
'cause I tossed my beans
Not my fault, swear the dog was hungry

She's a
talk? talk? talk? talk?
talk? talk? talk? talk?

Why'd everyone tell on me, I don't know
I'm on my knees saying please, let me know
So I ripped my new jeans, how'd you know
It's not liked she'd have seen, anyhow
You need to take a pill, what's your deal
I think you want me killed, how I feel
I cannot help that I don't like no dills
Why you gotta be telling my business still

What a snitch
No this ain't no game
I'll make sure you pay back some day
What a snitch
See your trust I've heaved
Can't shut up so you had best just leave

Such a snitch
Can't play with me now
Shut your mouth, what you reap you sow
Such a snitch
Always saying things
Making my life dire, with your tattle flings

(instrumental break)

Shut up snitch
I can play this game
tell your stuff 'bout bad words you say
That's right snitch
'cause I'm watching thee
What you've sent out, you'll get back times three

shut up Snitch
It's too late now, oh
Should have though before your mouth flowed
It's done snitch
It's going to sting
Next time you will think twice, before you say my name
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Jason - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job! 555
Below Average Dave - April 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you Jason
Blaydeman - April 28, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Not the funniest parody you've ever written by far, but still good. This OS seems difficult to cover, so major ups for that. Overall, it was just ok, you've had better, but I'm sure you know that ;)
bobpiecheese - May 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(HHS) Unique idea, a parody about tattle-tales. A little lacking in LOL lines (I love alliteration), but still very well done. 555 for you!
Matthias - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't know what happened here because I totally commented earlier. Anyways, Great job here. Funny parody. Interesting topic.

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