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Song Parodies -> "Heinz 57"
Original Song Title:
"Psalm 69"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ministry
Parody Song Title:
"Heinz 57"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
(By tarnation, would you get yer butt over to the fridge and get the bottle of the delicious Heinz 57?)
(57!57!57!57!57!57!57!57!57!....)
(I think...I want mine...medium rare...) [4x]
(Fire! Bless Weber!)
(Please feed us! Please feed us!)[2x]
(And now it's time for us to light up the coal!)
Drinking down Buds and Heinies
Brushing the steaks with a glaze
My name is Billy Joe Colson
Grilling up meat is my game
That slab of beef ribs looks good to me
I'll smoke it with hickory chips
I want to suck off the BBQ sauce
That's stuck to my fingertips
(It's gettin' hot!...Hallejuah! Amen!)
Heinz 57! (Make some more!)
(I think...that my heartburn is acting up again) [4x]
(Fire! Bless Weber!)
(Please feed us! Please feed us!)[2x]
(Please feed us!)
I wanna cook up a whole pig roast
Oh Lord, I hope it don't rain
Or maybe I'll grill up the possum I killed
Last week at the Vets' Parade!
Poke that pig on a rotisserie
A beauty that can't be ignored!
Sign up with Sam's Club, we'll get all stocked
Come next summer, I'll grill 20 more!
(Hotter! Hotter! Hotter!...)
The way to succeed is the way to grill steaks
(SHADDUP!)
(57!57!57!57!57!57!57!57!57!....)
(I think...I want mine...medium rare...) [4x]
(Fire! Bless Weber!)
(Please feed us! Please feed us!)[2x]
(And now it's time for us to light up the coal!)
Drinking down Buds and Heinies
Brushing the steaks with a glaze
My name is Billy Joe Colson
Grilling up meat is my game
That slab of beef ribs looks good to me
I'll smoke it with hickory chips
I want to suck off the BBQ sauce
That's stuck to my fingertips
(It's gettin' hot!...Hallejuah! Amen!)
Heinz 57! (Make some more!)
(I think...that my heartburn is acting up again) [4x]
(Fire! Bless Weber!)
(Please feed us! Please feed us!)[2x]
(Please feed us!)
I wanna cook up a whole pig roast
Oh Lord, I hope it don't rain
Or maybe I'll grill up the possum I killed
Last week at the Vets' Parade!
Poke that pig on a rotisserie
A beauty that can't be ignored!
Sign up with Sam's Club, we'll get all stocked
Come next summer, I'll grill 20 more!
(Hotter! Hotter! Hotter!...)
The way to succeed is the way to grill steaks
(SHADDUP!)
Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee(OS lyrics-http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/ministry/93946.html)
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This one cooks....DKTO...but it reads as a great food parody...Gets my vote
DRTOS well enough to vote, but I must congratulate you on this. Ministry is not an easy band to parody.
3 Varieties of 5's!!
Sorry to misspell your name in my other parody mentioning you.
Red. don't sweat it...people seem to have a hard time with it, across the board. Why, I have no clue. :)
Thank you for NOT making this about Teresa or John.
(ABC) 'basting" you fives!!!
ABC- I never knew someone could make such a heavy tribute to ketchup. lol, great job! 555
(ABC G & H) Great work here, Agrimorfee, although I prefer A1 sauce or HP steak sauce from the UK. 5s FTW.
Abbott: This parody is about a steak sauce called "57 Sauce" made by Heinz. But I agree that this is a pretty intense ode to a condiment.
Abbott: This parody is about a steak sauce called "57 Sauce" made by Heinz. But I agree that this is a pretty intense ode to a condiment.
(ABC GH) There's different brands of sauces now? To me there's just 'tomato' and 'barbeque' types. Or 'dead horse' and 'sump oil' according to my crazy family. Definitely not your average food parody, 555.
Way to make me want a barbecue.... I'm craving that steak right now as we speak with of course my favorite dipping sauce Heinz 57 (Which was a great title switch might I add)
(ABC G/H) A savory and hearty parody here, Morfee! Makes me so hungry now! Oh, boy, an ethereal, yet hardcore OS based on religion, and I'm about to commit sins of gluttony and murder! (j/k, of course). Also got me thinking of the beer-becue that my bro throws for his friends each year whether it be Memorial or Independence Day. Another thing great about meats basted with 57 sauce is that I hear that if you dip meat in vinegar, it tastes better. Therefore, when it comes to pig roasts, the people in the Philippines throw great ones from when I went in the summer of '00. But, I've enjoyed this delicious parodyl. Spice up some 5's! Security code: H57.
Took me awhile to ketchup, I'm also impressed to see an entire parody dedicated to one condiment. Well done!
Well your parody isn't bad at all, but the original song. . .well have to be honest, I thought the weird angelic parts sounded like it belonged in a Resident Evil game and I think it messed up the pace of the song, what an odd OS, the metal-rap fussion parts were awesome, but the angelic "Praise Jesus" messed it up, and I think got in the way of your parodies continuity, I love that you constantly introduce me to new unique sounds Agri, even if I don't always love them, it keeps my mind expanding
Ah, Ministry... a band I never listen to much. Despite my metal-head status, they don't really appeal to me. Anyways, I love ketchup (so does Pikachu), so this gets 555.
(ABC G/H) Not much for Ministry metal, but love barbecue! Though I'm an A1 fan myself, I certainly respect those in the H57 camp, especially if they can mix a heavy metal song with a pig pickin'. Nice flip on the content.
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