Sitting at a table
Scarfing up my meal;
Once again, (I) eat all alone.
Waiting for that someone
To see my bulk's appeal,
Address me with just the wrong tone;
(But) who will it be,
To grab my booty?
Skinny gals just have things so easy!

Someone harass me:
Treat me like a slab of meat.
Talk to me dirty,
And call me "sugar" and "sweet."
Someone mistreat me:
(Come) stick your hands where they shouldn't be.
Won't someone harass me? Grope me...

(I'm) waiting for some masher
To act like total swine:
(A) drunken lout and a disgrace.
(I'm) waiting for that lecher
To cross that legal line,
And whip his thing right out in my face.
Let your naughty parts swing:
Open your long coat.
When will I see your pubes displaying?

Someone harass me:
Put your assets on display.
Damage my clothing
By grabbing me the wrong way.
Rip undergarments,
And poke me inappropriately.
Won't someone harass me? Flash me...

Someone harass me:
(Make) me watch as you spank your monkey.
Someone harass me! Show me...
(Someone harass me!)

Someone harass me:
At your house, force me to stay.
Take me on your yacht
Where it's hard to get away.
Someone abuse me,
And don't respect me in the morning.
Someone harass me! Snatch me...
(Someone harass me!)

Someone harass me:
Blame it all on my short skirt.
Slander and libel,
And drag my name through the dirt!
Utter calumnies:
By calling me a fat slut and skank.
Someone harass me! Smear me...