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Song Parodies -> "How Can We Be Women"

Original Song Title:

"How Can We Be Lovers"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Bolton

Parody Song Title:

"How Can We Be Women"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

How can we be women if we were born men?
How can we start over 'cause we're in lack of girlfriends?
Buddy, how can we make love but not within the same sex?
How can we be women if we were born, were born men?

Look at us now, look at us, buddy
We've been changed very strangely, something wasn't right
What's beautiful might come out ugly
Whoa whoa... when there's no chauvinism
Whoa whoa... why a manly mannerism?

How can we be women if we were born men?
How can we start over just to snatch some girl's boyfriend who's gay?
How can we have vaginas and busts then?
How can we be women if we were born, were born men?

We lie awake, we lose our mustaches
We're supposedly different than usual
We'll work at strip clubs where the big cash is
Whoa whoa... we're ready for the lipstick
Whoa whoa... hot's how that some would like it

How can we be women if we were born men?
How can we start over even we were 27 years old?
How can we make fun all over Marie Osmond?
How can we be women if we were born, were born men?

Buddy, love is tough but we could change it
Buddy, times are rough but we'll arrange it
We can work it out

How can we be women if we were born men?
How can we start over when we hardly made amends?
Buddy, how can we abort our next of kin?
How can we be women if we were born, were born men?

How can we be women if we were born men?
How can we start over when tough love gets too intense?
Buddy, how can we take form of "Best Female Friends"?
How can we be women if we were born, were born men?

How can we be women if we were born men?
How can we be cuter when we're man enough then?
Buddy, just in case some woman's needing a boyfriend
How can we be women if we were born, were born men?

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