I love the world today
If I just believed I know that I can pray
Tried to do so, but it just wasn't meant to be
For me to get down on my knees
Begging for a plea

Yesterday I tried
Was relieved to be going for a ride
I can understand how easy it's to do
That's why I love you
I've a little bit of inner kid out to have some fun

I may bitch, I'm a slummer
I'm not wild, may be a "mother"
Not a singer and can't paint
Can't stop this crazy train
Feel like hell, so it seems
I'm off by one degree
I know that tomorrow starts a whole new day

So start with eggs and ham
Do not get caught up in another jam
Prepare when things happen it could be a plus
Or we could just go and scream
Practice with target range
Or go take a real long drink

Life is great can be a bummer
Don't let worry be a bother
Still a winner not a fake
You won't have me complain
Don't have to drink or even scream
If I did it won't be me
And that wouldn't be the highlight of the day

When you think all your kids know all about
The facts of life, they start changing
Think you're uncool, but you're not a fool
And soon they will all see

They can bitch, you will love 'em
They're your child, you're their mother
All the sinners can be saved
And good will come today
Choose your goals, live your dream
Be nothing you can't be
And watch the sun come out and wipe away the grey

I may bitch, I may tease
But I won't get on my knees
Touching dirt in the summer
And then singing for my supper
I acted dumb, then reprised
Can say that this is life
And I wouldn't trade it for any other day