Song Parodies -> "Glitch"

Original Song Title:

"Bitch"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Glitch"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Don't you hate those errors and possible viruses?

You hate PCs today
You stay online but
You know that it won't change
Try to solve it
But you think of me like maybe
I'm a virus underneath
Harming your PC

"Error in C Drive"
It's driving you insane
Wonder what's wrong inside
I'm what's making sure that you'll be so confused
I'm annoying you
I'm a bit of every error code
All rolled into one

I'm a glitch
I'm an error
I'm a curse
I'm a terror
I'm a problem
I'm a pain
I'm driving you insane
I'm your hell
Hacker's dream
As I ruin your machine
And I make you wish that I'd just go away

So get your system scanned
This may mean you'll have to stop downloading spam
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
And you've defragged your machine
Tomorrow I'll return
And your scans won't mean a thing

I'm a glitch
I'm an error
I'm a curse
I'm a terror
I'm a problem
I'm a pain
I'm driving you insane
I'm your hell
Hacker's dream
As I ruin your machine
And I make you wish that I'd just go away

Just when you think you've got me figured out
Error code's already changin'
I think it's cool, I do what I do
And you can't remove me

I'm a glitch
I'm an error
I'm a curse
I'm a terror
I'm a problem
I'm a pain
I'm driving you insane
I'm your hell
Hacker's dream
As I ruin your machine
And I make you wish that I'd just go away

I'm a glitch
I'm a curse
I'm the problem getting worse
Tick you off, make you suffer
I'm a virus undercover
Replicate
I will thrive
Virus might just be alive
And there is no hope of sending me away

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Jared - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment

The ones guy again? He din't give all ones, but I doubt this is worth a one on pacing..... please, somebody vote honestly on this one!

Rice Cube - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Definitely not a one.

Serafina - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment

I vote all fives. It was well written.

... - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment

I think so too. 5-5-5

judge judy - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment

555. Very very good. You musta pissed somebody off, even a three for humor is nonsense here. This is great.

Ravyn Rant - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment

I really liked this one, and I may print it out for the IT department!

John Jenkins - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good parody, Jared, especially the chorus.

Guy - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Jared - Sorry DKTOS. I am into computer parodies though and I liked the lyrics, just wish I had a tune in my head to read them to. Any samples on this anywhere?

Johnny D - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Jared, I gotta say what Guy said, unfortunately DKTOS. Got a sample? I like computer parodies, too - you wrote what looks like a good one here!

Melhi - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment

I finally got a chance to hear the original, so I could rate this. You did a great job with it.

Adagio - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Ditto on the DKTOS, but it reads well and should do good in the SOTM competition.

Meriadoc - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I really like computer parodies. Thought the ending was especially good.

Spaff.com - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Never fear, Jared - anything less than a 5 for pacing is unwarranted. Great job.

Peregrin - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice one, Jared

Jeff Reuben - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent!

neminem - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, I was a bit undecided on pacing, I would have given this a 9/10, but I couldn't really give it a 4... Yeah, 5/5/5, definitely. And yeah, the chorus is quite catchy.

Claude Prez - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Outstanding stuff Jared.

Paul Robinson - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Jared - DKTOS for me...

2nz - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Very, very good work, here. It helps that I spent the last 6 hours coding a program and my computer froze when I stopped to play a game ;c). Damn Glitches.

Cynic - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Well i thought the parody was pretty good, but i just wanna say something about Guy's comment on april 1. If you don't know the song, then don't leave a comment. simple as that.

Freaky - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Very cool Jared. Loved the entire thing and I must say, this has more info in it than some "professionals" can tell you when problems do occur. This one is worth the 5's.

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