I am a changed person today.
I am odd I am strange.
But don't force me to change.
Sorry to tell you, but normal ain't my thing.
You look at me like I should be locked up.
Or thrown inside a cage.
But i'm misunderstood and sweet.

Yesterday I morphed.
Slept with your girlfriend while I was you.
I see you were horrified.
I can understand why you'd be confused.
I wouldn't threaten you.
I'm everyone and everything.
All rolled into one.

I'm a freak.
I'm a demon.
I'm a vampire.
I'm a creature.
I'm your mom
I'm your dad.
I'm your waifu.
And nope, totally not ashamed.

I'm a weirdo.
I'll make you scream.
I'm a nightmare and a dream.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

So take me as I am
Maybe someday you'll see i'm not like other guys.
Rest assured that I wouldn't kill you that's not a lie.
I'm telling you, i'm totally who I am.
I might morph again.
And I won't feel a damn thing.

I'm a freak.
I'm a demon.
I'm a vampire.
I'm a creature.
I'm your mom
I'm your dad.
I'm your waifu.
And nope, totally not ashamed.

I'm a weirdo.
I'll make you scream.
I'm a nightmare and a dream.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

Just when you think you know what I am.
Too late, I'm already changing.
I think it's cruel that you don't accept what I do.
I'm addicted, don't try to cure me.

I'm a freak.
I'm a demon.
I'm a vampire.
I'm a creature.
I'm your mom
I'm your dad.
I'm your waifu.
And nope, totally not ashamed.

I'm a weirdo.
I'll make you scream.
I'm a nightmare and a dream.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

I'm a freak.
I'm a ghoul.
I'm an Aykroyd on the inside.
When you sleep.
When you're resting.
I'll be your ever-loving snuggler.
I've been you, i've been them.
I've been everyone.
Can't say I haven't tried.

You know I wouldn't have it any other way.