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Song Parodies -> "I'm All The Toppings (Won't Eat It Plain)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Bitch"

Original Performer:

Meredith Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"I'm All The Toppings (Won't Eat It Plain)"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

here it said alanis morrisette on you tube when i heard it sorry heres the real artist that sings it so sorry i also spelled some wrong just stupid typical me
i hate to eat it plain
its so bad to me i want some good toppings
try to tell you but you order it
like maybe just a bagel without cream
doesnt taste real sweet
yesterday i cried
i wont relieve till i have fruit on my pie
want you to understand i want that extra juice
when we envy food
i want a little bit of everything
all up on the top

im cheese whiz
i am smuckers
i am chilee
i am mustard
im vinager
i am sauce
i love that grill n spray
im relish
heavy cream
dont wanna eat it plain
if thats how you want it than ill just throw it away

so make me a different pan
this may mean youll have to use some extra ham
rest assure that when im in the mood for olives
and i want salad dressing
tommorow dinner will change because i love those toppings

repeat chorus

just when you think
i want some condiments
i want cheese and maybe some garlic
im loving cool...whip
more than i can chew
i hate it plain

repeat chorus

on my sandwitch
im a sausage i have needs
for your lunch
or your supper
im a angel cake with butter
pepperoni pizza
i want some cheese stuffed crust
you know i never ever want eat it plain

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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lilCupCakes - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
How about Peanut butter ? Will it serve as a topping?
Meriadoc - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Cute. Like the list of toppings.
Dr Music - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Try Dr Music's ol fashion family recipe for mustard. It will gurantee at least a whole lot of 5's.

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