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Song Parodies -> "Witch"

Original Song Title:

"Bitch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meredith Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Witch"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

I still can't believe no one else thought of this parody.
I hate the inquisitors
They want to burn me, I know
But I can't change
Tried to deny it but you looked at me like maybe I'm a liar underneath
Innocent and sweet

Yesterday I cried
You must have revealed who I am trully
I can't understand why you hate me so much
I don't understand you
What did I do to deserve this?
Why you wanna torture me cruelly?

I'm a witch
I'm a demon's lover
I'm Satan's child
I'm a wizard's mother
I'm a sinner
I'm ain't no saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your Hell
I'm your scream
I like bloody veins ice-cream
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
But if you burn me,I'll kill you,man
Or maybe even turn you into a woman
I'm going to conjure up some spells
I'm a pride to the sorceress clan
I'm turning in the patent for a FAN!

I'm a witch
I'm a demon's lover
I'm Satan's child
I'm a wizard's mother
I'm a sinner
I'm ain't no saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your Hell
I'm your scream
I like bloody veins ice-cream
You know you wouldn't want it any other way


Just when you think you got me figured out
You're a funny guy,short and stout
You think it's bad to do magic
Say that again,I'll go manic

I'm a witch
I'm a demon's lover
I'm Satan's child
I'm a wizard's mother
I'm a sinner
I'm ain't no saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your Hell
I'm your scream
I like bloody veins ice-cream
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

I'm a witch
I'm so cool
I'm white,I ain't no fool
When you're hurt
When you cry
Remember I'm the reason why
I'm not that dumb
Your brain will go numb
Can't say I'm not dead,
Of you I'm 234 years ahead

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white trash - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
it seems you just slapped this down to show emphasis about the salem trials

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