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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Hannity"

Original Song Title:

"Central Highway (opening stage)"

Original Performer:

Mega Man X

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Hannity"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

First, it was Ariel the Little Mermaid, now it's Sean Hannity's turn! Oh, and it's my 1800th parody!
I hate Hannity... I hate Hannity, since Colmes betrayed him
I am tired of him because he's going solo
I hate Hannity... I used to love Hannity 'til Colmes betrayed him
Now I'm sick of him because he's being lonely, you know

Alan Colmes just left the building that Sean was... there to stay
Oh Sean, why'd you do this to me? Colmes is feeling horribly sad
Hannity, I hated Hannity, who got so mad toward Alan Colmes anyway
Hannity is stupid 'cause he sucks when he's alone

I hate Hannity... I hate Hannity, Alan Colmes betrayed him
I am tired of him because he hogged their show by himself
I hate Hannity... I used to love Hannity 'til Colmes left him behind
Now I'm sick of him because he's feeling alone as well

Sean Hannity's worse than Lydia Cornell... and Doug Basham
Alan, why'd you do this to me? Your pal is bent on being crazy
Hannity, I hated Hannity, who turns out to be a one-man mortal combat
Hannity is stupid 'cause he sucks when he's by himself
Hannity, I hated Hannity, one day he will blow up Fox News for good
Hannity is stupid 'cause he sucks when he's solo

[instrumental break]

Alan Colmes, where are you going? To CNN... or hell?
Oh Sean, why you'd fired Colmes for your sake of ruling the world?
Hannity, I hated Hannity, I don't want to watch his show once again
Hannity is stupid 'cause he sucks without Alan Colmes
Hannity, I hated Hannity, I can no longer stand him, oh well
Hannity is stupid 'cause of his crappy solo career

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Old Man Ribber - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Just try to think of it as "Hannity and ????" ;D
Fiddlegirl - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't know... I usually enjoy your parodies, but this one seems to me to be more mean-spirited than truly satirical, witty, and/or entertaining

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