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Song Parodies -> "Kidz Bop Sucks (They All Scream at You)"
Original Song Title:
"Holy Wars...The Punishment Due"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Megadeth
Parody Song Title:
"Kidz Bop Sucks (They All Scream at You)"
Parody Written by:
Edward Genereux
The Lyrics
This is my first Megadeth parody on AmIRight and 80th overall on the site. The topic of this opus is the evil series of cover CDs known as Kidz Bop. Since 2001 or so they have not only brought the music industry more shame than it already has suffered, but also brainwashed thousands of kids across the nation and even overseas. In case you're wondering, Kidz Bop operates by taking today's hits (which are already low-class and wanting in virtuosity) and having little kids "sing" (if it is to be called that) parts of the songs. I decided to write this parody when I heard that Kidz Bop released a CD of Beatles covers. That did it for me.
Kidz Bop does make ears bleed;
I myself have felt the pain.
They scream for the money
That the record labels gain.
If they long to make one song
By Barry Manilow,
I'm excused to heavily puke
Three times before the cock crows.
Their covers of the classics
Won't stand the test of time;
And furthermore, I'm not quite sure
They'll even get each rhyme.
Can't stand their singing--I mean their screaming?
I bet you surely are.
I will find lots of allies
Against Kidz Bop to war.
Kidz Bop sucks!
(Solo)
Within their studio they jump,
Screaming out lyrics,
While the men at the labels
Count up how much they have made.
High-pitched and whiny, their voices
Sound like Hell itself.
Kidz Bop makes Bieber sound like Pavarotti
Or other virtuosic men.
(Solo)
Let's wage the war 'gainst Kidz Bop today!
We'll destroy their strongholds of greed in ev'ry way.
If they say that they'll employ us,
They really want to destroy us.
Let good songs begin again.
(Solo)
They want our lives and our money,
But they can't outgun me.
Next CD...last CD.
Paid by the unwitting, on music they're sh*tting.
This CD...no more CDs!
(Solo)
Fill the coffers with musical clunkers;
Just because they say one thing
Doesn't mean they want nothing else.
Next thing you know, they've drained our sanity.
I know what I've heard; it makes me scream
Of the bleeding ears
And the lack of good young singers,
Prodigy voices,
Young virtuosos.
Kidz Bop, you are lying.
Next thing you know, you've drained our sanity.
I myself have felt the pain.
They scream for the money
That the record labels gain.
If they long to make one song
By Barry Manilow,
I'm excused to heavily puke
Three times before the cock crows.
Their covers of the classics
Won't stand the test of time;
And furthermore, I'm not quite sure
They'll even get each rhyme.
Can't stand their singing--I mean their screaming?
I bet you surely are.
I will find lots of allies
Against Kidz Bop to war.
Kidz Bop sucks!
(Solo)
Within their studio they jump,
Screaming out lyrics,
While the men at the labels
Count up how much they have made.
High-pitched and whiny, their voices
Sound like Hell itself.
Kidz Bop makes Bieber sound like Pavarotti
Or other virtuosic men.
(Solo)
Let's wage the war 'gainst Kidz Bop today!
We'll destroy their strongholds of greed in ev'ry way.
If they say that they'll employ us,
They really want to destroy us.
Let good songs begin again.
(Solo)
They want our lives and our money,
But they can't outgun me.
Next CD...last CD.
Paid by the unwitting, on music they're sh*tting.
This CD...no more CDs!
(Solo)
Fill the coffers with musical clunkers;
Just because they say one thing
Doesn't mean they want nothing else.
Next thing you know, they've drained our sanity.
I know what I've heard; it makes me scream
Of the bleeding ears
And the lack of good young singers,
Prodigy voices,
Young virtuosos.
Kidz Bop, you are lying.
Next thing you know, you've drained our sanity.
BOYCOTT KIDZ BOP!!!
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AMEN, BRUTHA! Kidz Bop albums are HORRID. Whoever thought of them is a musical Anti-Christ. After a butt-ugly 15 year period or so of crap pop and wussy (c)rock music rock-n-roll is finally rising like a phoenix from the ashes but you won't find it on the rigged Top 40 (yet). Think of all the good homes built, the food for all people, the medicine for all, the technological improvements to better our lives - all with the dollars pissed away making Kidz Bop trash. What a gross tragic crime. Rock-n-roll 4EVAH!
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