TTTO "Sweating Bullets" by Shimmy

Hello teeth ... Meet the real me
And my misfits way of life
dark black cavities are my
Most valued possessions
caps and crowns are always 20-20
And 30 Grand to me aint much money
Speak of hygienically assured destruction?
Nice story ... Tell it to Dentist Weekly!!!

Candy, sugar, soda, snacks
These are some of my best friends
Bacteria's attacking me, and
My enamel is getting thin
My father's gonna kill me for
Having weird bullet shaped teeth
I'm chomping at the bit and my
stumps are getting brown, teething bullets!


Hello teeth ... It's me again
You can rot, but never kill me
It gives me a major toothache
decaying down to your level
Yea, just keep on thinking it's my fault
And stay an inch or two outta breathing distance
Rotten choppers have got to go,
I'll get replacements!

Candy, sugar, soda, snacks
These are some of my best friends
Bacteria's attacking me, and
My enamel is getting thin
My father's gonna kill me for
Having bullet sized holes in my teeth
I'm chomping at the bit and my
stumps are getting brown, teething bullets!


Well, teeth ... It's nice talking to myself
A credit to dementia (scribblies!)
Some day you caps will know my pain
And smile my blacktooth grin
If the plaque inside my mouth
Won't take a day off I'll be dead
My stubby fingers drum my cheeks
Here I spaz again (Oh NO! Oh NO!)

Feeling brand new crowns
are these for real or false friends?
Gingivitis attacking me, and
And my enamel is getting thin
Seeing polished pearly whites
Inside my mouth for the first time
Blood stains on my gums and
I don't know where I've been
Once you committed me
scarred pitted me
Cracked and broken me
For my stupidity
I'm chomping at the bit
I'm sharpening the drill
Here I spaz again, waaa!
Teething bullets