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Song Parodies -> "Pollute A Pond"

Original Song Title:

"A Tout Le Monde"

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Parody Song Title:

"Pollute A Pond"

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The Lyrics

An old man laments his mistakes while he chronicles the past to ensure his descendants don't make the same mistakes his generation did.
Verse 1: don't consider what we've done
We've been demonized, like we're to blame
The more effluent we dumped in
The stranger they all became
I had no idea what it'd cause
The world crashed before my eyes
When I found out how spillage could've spawned it
All the plants had died
A careless deed has brought the end
Our sludge mutated them mall
Keen smiles staring back at me
I've never felt so small...

Chorus: Pollute a pond
And transmute the beasts
They aren't tame, in their mouths they have sheers
They're out to get us
These grisly freaks
And they're taste for meat

Verse 2: They've grown smart, know to devise
A plan they can formulate
All the cent'ries that ensue
Caused Darwin's brain to break
Mutant frogs have become the Kings
The world left behind in shards
You know the weeping suffer their reign
And so fishings been barred

Chorus: Pollute a pond
and become extinct
Not the same, as the world they seiged
This is the one world you'll ever see
And we won't be free

Verse 3: So as you read this, know my seeds
Hide from our overlord frogs
This vile bile is all because of me
And here are all my logs

Chorus: Pollute a pond
And produce the beasts
I'm to blame, but I've attached here
These are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set you free

Chorus: Pollute a pond
Pollute everything
With our waste, that was our part here
This was the one world
We'd ever see
And we lost the key

This ain't how the world
Was meant to be
Be better then me…
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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - December 21, 2014 - Report this comment
A very cool and thoughtful slab of dystopian eco-metal!
Matthias - December 29, 2014 - Report this comment
This could be the words to a metal song without being a parody. Mutant frog overlords... Sounds metal to me!
Max Power - December 30, 2014 - Report this comment
Now that's what you refer to as a crapsack future.
bobpiecheese - December 30, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Some of the lines were a bit clunky, but otherwise I enjoyed this edgy, 90's revamp of The Lorax. 555!
Abbott Skelding - December 31, 2014 - Report this comment
Very funny idea...I thought you were gonna go all hippie on us with the anti-pollution theme, but I like the 30's era horror movie idea better haha. Excellent title and lines subs, funny stuff!

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