No Xmas lights up hangin’
All up on this cheap Ghetto house
No Xmas cookin’ inside
No music- quiet as a mouse

There ain’t no Douglas Fir
In my old, stuffy livin’ room
No stockings are hangin’
On the mantle, as you’d assume

(Chorus)
No I ain’t about no Xmas
No, not in the spirit
Economy’s so bad y’all
Most of us do feel it
Nope, no Xmas bonus
One shitty Xmas check
Just glad to have a job
Bills have ma money spent
(to the very last cent)

My wife is bein’ bitchy
No honey for this season
And ma bratz on the attack
No gifts are the damn reason

She betta take ‘em to her parents
Cuz Imma be drunk all damn day
And I don’t give a damn what she will say
Cuz she sits on her ass all day
(and earns no extra pay)

No I ain’t about no Xmas
No, not in the spirit
Economy’s so bad y’all
Most of us do feel it
Nope, no Xmas bonus
One shitty Xmas check
Just glad to have a job
Bills have ma money spent
(to the very last cent)

Yeah, she can forget about the Bling, Bling!
Gold necklaces and nice diamond ear-rings
And the kids can forget all those fun things
All the good stuff money CAN and DOES bring

Who can afford materialism
When we ain’t hardly real-life livin’?
My wife and kids are not forgivin’
I’m a victim of commercialism!

Imma smoke some weed and then get drinkin’

Merry Fu-kin’ XMas!!!
Boo-hoo-hoo!!!
No Xmas, No Xmas
Fu-k St. Nick too!

No I ain’t about no Xmas
No, not in the spirit
Economy’s so bad y’all
Most of us do feel it
Nope, no Xmas bonus
One shitty Xmas check
Just glad to have a job
Bills have ma money spent
(to the very last cent)

No I ain’t about no Xmas
No, not in the spirit
Economy’s so bad y’all
Most of us do feel it
Nope, no Xmas bonus
One shitty Xmas check
Just glad to have a job
Bills have ma money spent
(to the very last cent)

Imma smoke some weed and then get drinkin’

Merry Fu-kin’ XMas!!!
Boo-hoo-hoo!!!
No Xmas, No Xmas
Fu-k St. Nick too!