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Song Parodies -> "Kree"
Original Song Title:
"How Do?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mary Chapin Carpenter
Parody Song Title:
"Kree"
Parody Written by:
Ace of Spades
The Lyrics
This is a Stargate SG-1 version of "How Do?" It's probably being sung to Teal'c. You should pronounce goa'uld the way SG-1 do (i.e. goold) to keep the pacing right. Enjoy!
Well that's a nice staff weapon son
It looks like it cost you too
And that al'kesh you're flying
Hey, does that belong to you?
Well you don't look familiar
Are you new in town?
Here's a local goa'uld
Who wants to show you around
So, Kree
Where'd you get that zat gun, son
It matches your infant goa'uld
Tonight those Jaffa ladies
Must be lonesome and oh so blue
'Cause we're a thousand light-years
From the Chapa'ai
And if you've no objection son
You're my first prime
So, Kree
Well I've been to Chulak baby
I've been to Earth as well
But I didn't see no-one there
Who looked half as good as you
So if you ain't in a hurry baby
Just sit tight
I'm sort of in the mood
To speak some Goa'uld tonight
Shol'vah
So, Kree
It looks like it cost you too
And that al'kesh you're flying
Hey, does that belong to you?
Well you don't look familiar
Are you new in town?
Here's a local goa'uld
Who wants to show you around
So, Kree
Where'd you get that zat gun, son
It matches your infant goa'uld
Tonight those Jaffa ladies
Must be lonesome and oh so blue
'Cause we're a thousand light-years
From the Chapa'ai
And if you've no objection son
You're my first prime
So, Kree
Well I've been to Chulak baby
I've been to Earth as well
But I didn't see no-one there
Who looked half as good as you
So if you ain't in a hurry baby
Just sit tight
I'm sort of in the mood
To speak some Goa'uld tonight
Shol'vah
So, Kree
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