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Song Parodies -> "Back Into That House Of White"

Original Song Title:

"In The House Of Stone And Light"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Martin Page

Parody Song Title:

"Back Into That House Of White"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

The OS is extraordinary peaceful and meditative-sounding, almost like Sting and Peter Gabriel rolled into one. So of course, my parody is about a guy who’s pretty much the polar opposite of that.
O Mount Rushmore
Soon they’ll add my head
Come my retribution
My foes shall lie dead

I’ve been starving
From a lack of power
Here in Mar-a-Lago
Seconds feel like hours

I’m telling you
I will not rest until I get my revenge
I’m gonna storm
Back into that House of White

I shall not cry
For Mike Pence, who I left behind
When I storm
Back into that House of White
Back into that House of White

Great green Lady
Off the New York coast
Once again I’ll grab
Her where she likes it most

Old Joe Biden
He’s no match for me
I’ll send him to Gitmo
Throw away the key

I’m telling you
I will not rest until I get my revenge
Back inside that House of White

And on that day
I’ll send all of the migrants away
From inside that House of White, oh
Back inside that House of White

I’ll barge in, you know I’ll win
Back into that House of White

It’s been too long
Since we’ve had a good war
Mexico invasion
I will launch for sure

And I will embrace
The smile on Putin’s face
‘Cause I won’t
Send Zelenskyy one more dime
From inside that House of White

And when I’m back
I will stay forever this time, yeah
Back inside that House of White (what a great view)
I’ll be in that House of White

I’ll barge in, you know I’ll win
Back into that House of White (breaking inside)
Back into that House of White (I will have ‘em riled)
Back into that House of White (See myself, got such loyal minions)
Back into that House of White
Back into that House of White (I’m gonna tell my guys to kick lib’ral heinies)
Back into that House of White (I’m speaking loudly to them)
I’ll go back there, to rule this land, yeah
(They’ll obey my orders now)
I’ll go back there, to rule this land, yeah
(And I’ll be bursting through that door)
I’ll go back there, to rule this land, yeah
Back into that House of White
I’ll go back there, to rule this land, yeah
Back into that House of White
I’ll go back there, to rule this land, yeah

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