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Song Parodies -> "She Cant Teach Math"

Original Song Title:

"She Cant Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marshall Crenshaw

Parody Song Title:

"She Cant Teach Math"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

there's now recursive formulas (baby)
trigonometry oh
shes gotta have tutors all around
derivatives are worst in the town
her functions make me slit my wrist
and join Kathy on the D-list
its ironic how you think your subtraction's juiced
because your mind is few screws loose

cant teach math
she cant teach

but she has to be in the Danica McKellar scene
fame gave her the neurological blues
better take her to Dr Drew
or Elizabeth Goode cause she is benign
so get out your pencil its HAMMERTIME!

cause
dont know math, im tutoring
ya must smoke meth with Lisa .D
(miss D'Amato binge drink with me)


but she got her bachelor's degree in a box of cracker jacks
she can't teach you bout theorems yo
because she has a chat room meeting at four or so
and make some sweet molah with Demi Lavato
well shes screwed now

dont know math, she's real obscene
gave every kid there learning disabilities

(repeat last verse and then start the first verse witch makes way to the denouement)

cant teach math
can't believe
but you know she's into the number conversion life
conversing with orgy's

dont know math (man dats whack)
ill teach you (ill teach you)

(here is Parseval's Theorem. If f(x) is continuous; f(-PI) = f(PI) then
1/PI (integral)(-PI to PI) f^2(x) dx = a(0)^2 / 2 + (sum)(k=1..inf) (a(k)^2 + b(k)^2) Ah just screw it lets go watch some TV)

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