one night I came home and then
watched the news at 10
and saw breaking news I knew was bound to break
yes it came as no big shock
a guitar covered his "bleep!"
'twas a Bieber nearly naked picture day
this time I thought his career was as good as gone
but they just came around to say how much it turned them on

and I don't know why he's even still around
after all he's done and soon will do
you'd think they would feel let down
those people are like sheep they just follow Justin around
Lord knows how he got Selener
They're Odd Those Beliebers

they say "OMG so cool!"
and then they all begin to drool
but he's just exceedingly vein
and he's gotten into some fights
mostly on those drunken nights
I wish to God that fool would lose his fame
sunday morning saw him again on the news
with bloodshot eyes was high and they say reeked of booze

and I don't know why he's even still around
after all he's done and soon will do
you'd think they would feel let down
those people are like sheep they just follow Justin around
Lord knows how he got Selener
They're Odd Those Beliebers

buys his drugs from guys with beepers
They're Odd Those Beliebers