Song Parodies -> Poison Ivy
| Original Song Title: | "Sex and Candy" |
| Original Performer: | Marcy Playground |
| Parody Song Title: | "Poison Ivy" |
| Parody Written by: | Jack Wilson |
For Ages of Amiright part 2
Walkin "round
In the woods by myself
And Im walking through vines
Crap, now Im wonderin
Where's this itch from?
Im scratchin my behind
Out in the woods
Looked down and started screamin
I've got poison ivy here
I can't stop scratch-ing my rear
Did I bring some Aloe Vera
For my protection?
Or did I bring some itchin cream?
Runnin "round
In the woods by myself
And I've done so much itching
And I was headin for the car
Then there it was
Freakin' stupid antpile
Yeah there it was
I think I need First Aid
There's all fire ants out here
Bees are stingin in my rear
Kick their asses, and I walk here
In this direction
Shoulda put some bug spray on me
Get rid of this poison ivy-y
I got poison ivy here
Now Ive got a babooned rear
Im scratching all my armpit hairs
I need some lotion
Or a bottle of itchin' cream
Some bug spray to kill off all the bees
Yeah doctor help me with this ivy
In the woods by myself
And Im walking through vines
Crap, now Im wonderin
Where's this itch from?
Im scratchin my behind
Out in the woods
Looked down and started screamin
I've got poison ivy here
I can't stop scratch-ing my rear
Did I bring some Aloe Vera
For my protection?
Or did I bring some itchin cream?
Runnin "round
In the woods by myself
And I've done so much itching
And I was headin for the car
Then there it was
Freakin' stupid antpile
Yeah there it was
I think I need First Aid
There's all fire ants out here
Bees are stingin in my rear
Kick their asses, and I walk here
In this direction
Shoulda put some bug spray on me
Get rid of this poison ivy-y
I got poison ivy here
Now Ive got a babooned rear
Im scratching all my armpit hairs
I need some lotion
Or a bottle of itchin' cream
Some bug spray to kill off all the bees
Yeah doctor help me with this ivy
2007 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson
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You're not the only one that bees are attacking, check out my parody of Faith Hill's, "Breathe", as for this one you have 555 rashes all over this parody's skin
i'm itchin' to give ya fives
Glad I wasn't on the excursion, but glad I read the parody.
An excellent episode for Itchy and Scratchy. Loved the Baboon rear.
Some really funny stuff here, Jack! You are definitely going from strength to strength. One tip: keep an eye on your rhyme scheme. Otherwise, a worthy 555
A massive improvement over TOS. Lemme rash-ion you some 5s.
loved "Now Ive got a babooned rear "oh i can't get the image outta my head !!!! very good parody $55 now go get some cream.
(AGES) I won't scratch this one off the list of winners!
(AGES) I hate Poision Ivy---but I love Sex & Candy. . .but they aren't funny--you parody most certainly is, and is the last one I had to read--at least it was on a Positive (well maybe not so positive as for the subject) note.
(AGES) It itch, I scratch! It itch, it itch, I scratch! Itch, itch, itch! Scratch, scratch, scratch! This Jack Wilson Par'dy Rules!
(Ages) Yowch! Painful parody, but still great! I too loved the "babooned rear," that made me laugh out loud.
Good parody about a very bad condition. Probably the best stuff I know of is calamine lotion.---MM
(Ages) Major pacing problems here, but otherwise it was ok. What's a babooned rear?
(SOTM) See above...yeah, what's a babooned rear? Maybe I read this one too fast the first time.
(SOTM) See above: definitely improvement shown here
(SOTM) Ouch! Funny though.
(SOTM) Oh Man, I'm glad you had this in Ages and I got to give it points, because this one is a great parody. . .I thought wow only 14 entries, well voting will be easy for me this month, but everyone brought their A game. . .Great job
I was going to suggest following this with a "Cream on" parody... but I guess it's been done already :-)
SOTM - Good
(SOTM) See above!
ISOTM - I was so hoping this was about Batman, but still, great parody here, 5-5-5
SOTM - I'd gladly trade the current weather here for a place/climate where poison ive grows...
Matthias: LOL ya know Ive seen that by now and love it!
Alvin : Belated thanks!
John:LOL, thanks
crazy8snake: LOL sure would! Thanks
Kristof: Thanks! Like what do ya mean for this one? Ok, I know sometimes its hard to rhyme,. and I have too many here's and rear's so yeah
Red Ant: Thanks! I actually love the OS LOL
tomario: LOL here ya go *gives you itching cream*Oh wait thats Preperaton H *gives you actual itching cream*
Agri (both times): Babooned rear=red ass
Dave(both times): Thanks! Glad ya liekd it both times. I know 14 entries surprised me too, there's been like 25 SOTM entries before
Kristof again: Thanks!
Phil: LOL thats ana wesom3e idea, didnt you do that? I think it was about something else though, maybe ill do one like this!
Cat(both times) : Love it when people laugh out loud at my stuff, thanks!
Bobpie:LOL that was great,thanks
Max:Thanks
Jason: Thanks!
Peter: Go ahead, thanks
Charnstar: LOL thats a great idea! I wouldve if the Ages of AmIright \Event wasnt nature, hmm maybe Ill re-write this about Batman LOL
Alvin : Belated thanks!
John:LOL, thanks
crazy8snake: LOL sure would! Thanks
Kristof: Thanks! Like what do ya mean for this one? Ok, I know sometimes its hard to rhyme,. and I have too many here's and rear's so yeah
Red Ant: Thanks! I actually love the OS LOL
tomario: LOL here ya go *gives you itching cream*Oh wait thats Preperaton H *gives you actual itching cream*
Agri (both times): Babooned rear=red ass
Dave(both times): Thanks! Glad ya liekd it both times. I know 14 entries surprised me too, there's been like 25 SOTM entries before
Kristof again: Thanks!
Phil: LOL thats ana wesom3e idea, didnt you do that? I think it was about something else though, maybe ill do one like this!
Cat(both times) : Love it when people laugh out loud at my stuff, thanks!
Bobpie:LOL that was great,thanks
Max:Thanks
Jason: Thanks!
Peter: Go ahead, thanks
Charnstar: LOL thats a great idea! I wouldve if the Ages of AmIright \Event wasnt nature, hmm maybe Ill re-write this about Batman LOL
SOTM - I see I'm not the only one who got a laugh out of the "baboon rear" line.
SOTM - LOL Jack - it's going to be hard to get some of those images out of my head - 555
SOTM - This would make a great Devo parody too "Scratch that itch! Itch ain't good!" Very clever stuff.
that babboons rearing it's ugly head again stonking parody
(SOTM) Reminds me of Itchy and Scratchy from The Simpsons!
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