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Song Parodies -> "Waffles for Breakfast"

Original Song Title:

"Walking in Memphis"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marc Cohn

Parody Song Title:

"Waffles for Breakfast"

Parody Written by:

David Rector

The Lyrics

A fat mans love of food.
Waffles for Breakfast

Put on some blueberries
Cos I don't like 'em plain
Chow down in the land of the Charleston chews
In the middle of the football game
KFC chicken - wash it down with Hi-C
Yeah you got some first class chicken
But I can't eat it in the morning

CHORUS:
Cos I like waffles for breakfast
Waffles, eggs, and sausage is the best morning meal
Waffles for breakfast
But do you think I'd eat a baby seal?

The ghost of Aunt Jemima
And Mrs. Butterworth
Gobble them up at the IHOP restaurant
Then for lunch I hit a drive thru
I got four whoppers, shakes and French fries
But they don't have Mountain Dew
So I left a pretty little thing
For the Burger King
Down in the men's restroom

CHORUS
I've got cashews on the table
Cotton candy from the fair
Chocolate ice cream, I'm glad to see you
Cos you're the answer to my prayer
Asked for ice cream in my prayer at breakfast

Now I go to McDonald's
Every Friday in the afternoon
There's a girl standing at the counter
And I asked her if she would
Give me every number
One of every value meal
She said
"tell me are you super sizing?"
I said "Ma'am I am tonight!!"

CHORUS
Put on some blueberries
Cos I don't like 'em plain
Chow down in the land of the Charleston chews
In the middle of the football game
Chow down in the land of the Charleston chews
In the middle of the football game

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lebeiw15 - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
The title alone made me laugh!
tavish hill - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
not bad. i really love the title and subject matter. i have been insoireed to do my own parody! hope you dnot mind if i use you title and subject matter!
Steven Cavanagh - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the close fit with the original.
Leo Jay - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job.
Tanski - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
One of the best song parodies EVER? Damn it who typed a question mark on the computer?
Jakko Wakko - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Bloody marvellous 555 waffles for ya!

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