i am not terrible
i forever like to be some Scouse
this, this name is horrible
i like to run and hit and scream
do you remember the time when i was alone
in the seas

I am f''king dreadful
I am the one who made me close my eyes
you're are not the onesome
i am the dreams of the big singalong

Don't you know we're too old for that

Alright Scouser
La tra la la
I am from Liverpool, but not from the Wirral
Alright Scouser
La tra la la
I am from Liverpool, but not from Merseyside
Hey

Where are you right now
i have no idea about where we are
you're so f''king irritant
it is so bad when we speak like that

Everything is the rush when probably doing we things

I know who we are
I know who we are cos of yourself
You, dy'a want a hankie
that's the sound of a Scouser speaking under oneself

And did you know that The Cavern Club ain't here anymore

So alright Scouser
we are the s''ts
we scream and right as we can, we call as we are the pigs
So alright Scouser
we are the ones on MSN
if it's the ones you see, but not the ones playing up anymore


Alright
i am the ways we talk
I am the ways we talk to you
Are, are we bovvered
are we bovvered due to these times

But i ain't bovvered because these times they'll make us
f''king wry

and if you see it's the ones we hate

Alright la
'elo Scouser
we are from Merseyside, but not from Hoylake
Alright la
'elo guv'nor
but we like fish and batter, not French shite
due to the weather, we're no other
you're such the instant hit, not like instant hip
well, we're ever
bite ourselves anymore
that's so b-b-b-babyish, just so f''king childish

Ho