Song Parodies -> Free Toothpaste for Life
| Original Song Title: | "A Design for Life" |
| Original Performer: | Manic Street Preachers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Free Toothpaste for Life" |
| Parody Written by: | Jim A |
Dentists gave us power,
tooth floss came and made us free
what price now, for a big bottle of listerine
I wish I had a toothbrush
right here on that grey molar
and that filling, would not cause me this pain
I don't wear the brace now
and that tooth cap fell out
and though they're turning green again
and I'm told I need false teeth in
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
I wish my teeth were plastic
and not attached to me
'cos using council water
Is so nearly free
I still eat hamburgers
I get sweets and I munch
and though they're turning green again
and I'm told I need a filling
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
I still eat hamburgers
I get sweets and I munch
and though they're turning green again
and I'm told I need a filling
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
tooth floss came and made us free
what price now, for a big bottle of listerine
I wish I had a toothbrush
right here on that grey molar
and that filling, would not cause me this pain
I don't wear the brace now
and that tooth cap fell out
and though they're turning green again
and I'm told I need false teeth in
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
I wish my teeth were plastic
and not attached to me
'cos using council water
Is so nearly free
I still eat hamburgers
I get sweets and I munch
and though they're turning green again
and I'm told I need a filling
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
I still eat hamburgers
I get sweets and I munch
and though they're turning green again
and I'm told I need a filling
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
Free toothpaste for life
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