(Hi, we're conducting a completely random survey,
If you had a total of 24 dollars to spend what would you do with it?
How about you, Ryan?)

Yo,
I'd buy my old lady a burger at Burger World,
I'd buy a bunch of roses for my boo, my favorite girl,
I'd even look for my dad that I never knew,
And buy him a new pair of Nike or Reebok shoes,
I'd do good things like take kids from the ghetto,
And give "em all candy, but, so I don't sound like a peto-,
-Phile, I'd tell "em to catch a dream and never let go,
Like the kids on the commercials for the Eggo,
Teach people to be successful like me,
So what? I may not be as rich as you,
Only two dollars more than twenty two,
But imagine all of the things that I could do,

If I got 24 dollars to spend today,
Make way,
I'd get some fried chicken and head over to Safeway,
Then go get a job from grandma,
Because the one thing you must understand, I,
Must always have more like a day in the San Juan,
Buy the new Obie,
See what the cinema will show me,
And see what sales the newspaper will throw me,
Then I'll hold up,
Make a few calls,
Empty the stalls,
Go to the malls,
Have all of my money in my hand at the same time,
Spread it out, all over the floor,
And I'm going to play Lotto, so what?
And eat French fries and hamburgers "till I throw up,

You know if I had 24 bucks I'd probably go to the mall,
Walk into the dollar store and go buy it all,
That is if first I even had the balls,
To, in the first place make the withdrawal,
Save ten cents, go make a call,
Tell my guys I lost my money in a brawl,
Get 24 bucks more to buy a pack of Tylenol,
Buying everything in their arsenal,
And buy wrestling tickets and watch them get mauled,
Shopping until I can hardly crawl,
The last thing I'd do is to install,
The rest of the money into the bank for tomorrow's free-for-all,

If you had 24 dollars to spend just think,
With all that dough,
Where would you go?
Who would you show?
And who would you wanna notify?
Or would you just buy what you just wanted to buy?

If you had 24 dollars to spend just think,
With all that dough,
Where would you go?
What would you show?
And who would you wanna notify?
Or would you just buy what you just wanted to buy?

Yo, if I had 24,
I'd have to buy some more,
A whole carton of eggs and then go and throw it at doors,
For the times that I paid much money and they didn't give me change,
It seems I've been cheated by everyone in a two mile range,
I'd buy a new mouse for my computer, off to the bank,
Put new books in the book bag and new food in the food bag,
With 24 dollars, it'd be a disgrace,
To not make a pun about the TV series in this place,
I wouldn't buy a Furby, no, that'd be bad,
I don't care if it's the sensation that everyone had,
And when I'm down to .50,
I'd buy a pack of candy,
Spoil my teeth,
And take my dentist with me,

24 dollars to spend,
I'd probably run out in a min,
Because these gas prices are looking like sin,
Amazon,
Is the website that I'm on,
"Cuz that's the only place I can spend the amount implied by the song,
Back to the 24, I'd spend it like a beatin',
I know that if I run out of it, I'll run out eatin',
I'd buy enough ice cream to last me until dawn,
I'd give money to my mom until it's all gone,
That is after I take my girl to the Bon,
And I've always been curious about people reading palms,
People are spending like guns, I'm spending like a bomb,
"Cuz I come in a flash and leave damage behind,

24 bucks,
What good luck!
Probably waste a lot on hamster food and mukluks,
I know everyone's gonna spend it but I'm gonna spend it all first,
Spending money right and left like my wallet is cursed,
I've been living the high life but that's all about to end,
Cuz once it's all spent there's no way I can mend,
Go buy a set of forks for my mother,
Buy a chocolate, eat it, and go buy another,
These 24 dollars won't last long,
I'll probably spend it all before I finish this song,
Live like a king,
You all see my bling bling,
I wanted a pony but I guess that was just a thing

If you had 24 dollars to spend just think,
With all that dough,
Where would you go?
What would you show?
And who would you wanna notify?
Or would you just buy what you just wanted to buy?

If you had 24 dollars to spend just think,
With all that dough,
Where would you go?
What would you show?
And who would you wanna notify?
Or would you just buy what you just wanted to buy?

If you had 24 dollars to spend just think,
With all that dough,
Where would you go?
What would you show?
And who would you wanna notify?
Or would you just buy what you just wanted to buy?

If you had 24 dollars to spend just think,
With all that dough,
Where would you go?
What would you show?
And who would you wanna notify?
Or would you just buy what you just wanted to buy?