Barber please, come make this a Reality
Oh he could make my cranium look blue
But Stu, he thinks I'm scared to go that far
I'm here to cut it so do anything but make me bald

Don't think I'll wear it out
I'm going to comb and shout
Don't give me something boring boy
My calicks shouldn't get you down
You'll shave my head
After I drop my hood
I hope that you are good

Give me a Mohawk
You've got some skill, and I think it would be so cool
Just use a little 2 B glued
It's time for me to look real savvy
I'd like to test it, so
Give me a Mohawk


My hair is just dead molecules
I won't forget, don't get it wet, take care of my hairdo
Out on the Street
Mmm, they touched it twice
I tried to tell them that it's harder than old barbed-wire

Don't think I'm a ding-dong
I swear I can prove you wrong
Just one touch and you'll have to coy
and it will cut you like a thorn
So it's greasy
It wasn't my falsehood
Don't think you understood

Don't touch my Mohawk
It touched your nerves, and tore deep into your tissue
Now you are threatening to sue
See I warned you it was pointy
Don't be blaming me, said
Don't touch my Mohawk


Now you see, it's my creativity
And si, you will stop and drool---
But you, you think my hair will start to curl
I'm here to say it frankly, My hair takes longer than girls

I don't think it takes long
I just want the look dead-on
Don't wanna look like the doughboy
I'll be two hours, you're forewarned
It gives me glee
My spikes have really stood
It's stronger than Plywood

Look at my Mohawk
Just please observe, and tell me that you like my 'do
I tried to make it perfect for you
I realize you think I'm crazy
but I'm begging thee
Look at my Mohawk

I've got reserves of all the very best goo
Oh no Richard has got one too
Guess I'll have to change mine swiftly
It belongs to me so
Don't wear my Mohawk