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Song Parodies -> "The Drugs, The Sex, The Beers"

Original Song Title:

"The Blood, The Sweat, The Tears"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Machine Head

Parody Song Title:

"The Drugs, The Sex, The Beers"

Parody Written by:

Goggleboy

The Lyrics

The dark side of the glamorous life of a rockstar
Oh yes I walk the rockstar path that
Many men have walked before
Now I am just a formal shell of
Myself laying on the floor
So welcome to the hell that I live in
Puking up what I ate
My days consist of self seclusion
Hiding my broken state
Then hit the stage
I'm full of rage
Whenever or not they cheer or boo
I can't deny all this
The blackest abyss
and ready to self-destruct

I'm living on the edge

It's all about the drugs, the sex, the beers
The pain that I've sustained all through the years
It's all about the drugs, the sex, the beers
The damage I've sustained all through the years
A tortured soul

Oh yes I live the life that gives me
Heroin, crack & whores
Now I realize that I will die if
I continue the course

I've built these walls around me
And I've pushed everyone away
I've got this killer hangover cause
I was drunk yesterday

I'm living on the edge

It's all about the drugs, the sex, the beers
The pain that I've sustained all through the years
It's all about the drugs, the sex, the beers
The damage I've sustained all through the years
A tortured soul

End this
Madness
Sadness
I can't

holddddddd onnnnnnnnnn
holddddddd......
hold on..falling
deep into despair
I'm drunk, gonna pass out
I'm falling down again

It's all about the drugs, the sex, the beers
The pain that I've sustained all through the years
It's all about the drugs, the sex, the beers
The damage I've sustained all through the years
Now get this

Got forced down on the ground
My arms and legs are bound
Their taking me downtown

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