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Song Parodies -> "Can't Nobody Take My Crown (the Shopper's Anthem)"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"

Original Performer:

Mace and Puff Daddy

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Nobody Take My Crown (the Shopper's Anthem)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Verse One: Steff

Now its time cause I got that check, bet it's on, aw heck
Put it out, if its cute, bet imma buy that (copp that, copp that)
Leave your store with all the stuff that fit, frontin like Steff and Tish
Aint got $hit (playa don't trip.)
There's no girls sicka than these young fly sistas
Give me 2 G's, you know I'll spend quicka
Get a grip-a stuff cause imma big store hoppa
Turn Miss Paula into a Gucci store shoppa
Everybody wanna be shame, don't hate the game,
Yall mess around at the RAVE and get the same thang,
Everything that Steff wear it bangs
Hundred G's in cash, and I'm makin yall say dang
Im thru with people bytin and getting offended
Just gimme one nice check so I can spend it
Tish wanna be the one to kick back, keep the closet stacked
Rock Versace shirts with the sick fake tracks
Got green ya never seen so I made you cry
Dry ya eyes, everything I touch I buy
Steff got her own stuff, yall be like wonder why
Cause she's so nice- don't try to deny

[Tish] Don't rush us, cause were tryin to, shop
[Tish] I still have shoes I have to copp, a-hah-ha-ha-ha

Verse Two: Tish

Grippa clothes everywhere
If it aint about that Fendi, Steff, I just don't care
It's that bad girl that I be, sometimes good ya see
Don't spend time in F-O-X-M-O-R-E
(Tish can you please stop shoppin so much?)
Steff why try? Imma shop till I Die-(ah)
I be out in Jersey, eatin Hershey's
Sista's aint worthy, they make me curse, see
Now im always mean when im in the club, G
Though I know those trix's be wantin to slug me
Could it be that they know they don't fade me
Cause im at the bar with too much bubbly?
Yo I think it must be the guys wanna lust me,
Or is it simply the girls just love me
And they wanna: rock my rolls, byte my clothes,
It's me they fear, pull out the tracks and cut my hair
Im like, "Damn, why they wanna even go there?"
Used to be my girls, now they wanna byte all my gear
Do you think they byte me cause they like me
Or they got their BT.D; Byte Tishie Degree? (Ahahahah!)

Chorus: Steff, Tish

[Tish] Can't nobody take my purse
[Steff] Uh-uh, uh-uh
[Tish] Cant nobody byte my clothes... oh no
[Tish] I got to keep on shoppin

Verse Three: Steff

Quit that! (Uh-huh) Where my gift at? (Uh-uh)
You aint got that? Playa stop that!
Wherever there is clothes, imma be at
Everything that's straight nice, I bought that
Don't knock me cause your fit's dumpin,
And mines are jumpin, all straight bumpin
Simply a lot of chicks be wantin to hem me
But they clothes just don't offend me
We spend cheese up in BCBG
Then come home to plenty bath and bodies
You name it, I can copp it,
Young, black with money. So please don't even try to stop it
And when you need a fit, what you go and get?
Payless shoe source, naww, that's no bet!!
We got clothes that'll rearrange you're your whole set (that's right)
And got Gucci that we aint even wore yet... (uh-huh-uh-huh)

[Tish] Don't rush us cause we aint finished, yet
[Tish] We still, got clothes we got to get, a-hah-hah-hah-hah

[Steff] I godda call you today to see whats poppin
[Steff] cause you godda take me shoppin
[Steff] cause you godda take me shoppin
(Repeat 2x)
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anisa - October 25, 2003 - Report this comment
i thought it was good whoever wrote this better keep rappin

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