Feathers and Tar

(Sung to Cars that go Boom - L'Trimm)

One basic kind; how shall we start?
We'll use our muse and then rip him apart.
What pestilence hides behind his blue eyes,
It's his sky full of lies that we despise.
Stop. What happened? FB jail for speaking your mind!
How unkind!
It's time to bring out the feathers and tar!
I hear that..
Hit it!

I was clicking on some FB links on a boring morning
A common sense post that I found was pouring out a warning,
It's okay to diss da Jesus but you can't impugn the prophet,
I'm thinking 'We don't need this; I will tell Mark to stop it.
When a complaint about this sitch did nothing at all,
I combated the disrespectful writings on the wall.
Until a post I made (a share) did massively fail,
I got the news by popup, I earned Facebook Jail!.

The FB CEO is a bald faced la'r!,
Let's cover Mark Zuckerberg in feathers and tar.
Let's smash him in the head with a solid body guitar!.
Let's cover Mark Zuckerberg in feathers and tar.

Hows does this blue eyed MZ deceive?
He calls for open dialogue while he laughs up his sleeves!.
It's open only as long as the convo's PC!
But cutting edge dialogue? Not from you or me!
FB has data breaches MZ says he'll secure!,
But the truthful reach is MZ is a lying turd.
He collects your data personal and then puts it up for sale!
Then he calls this a data breach? He is one big F*****g fail!

FB's an Islamist hideout that has gone to far!,
Let's cover Mark Zuckerberg in feathers and tar.
Let's restore the sanity and get back to par!.
Let's cover Mark Zuckerberg in feathers and tar.

Now if you want back your privacy you know you'll have to claim it!
No point in fighting Mark at home; let us not inflame it.
So ditch your FB addiction; find a new place to dwell,
and tell Mark the syph that he can go to hell!
Only when he loses money or has no data to sell,
He possibly might get a clue like ringing a bell.
Until then piss on Marky Mark with a strident yell
As we leave him behind in masses pell mell!.

Let's hit him in the head with a leaden bar!,
Let's cover Mark Zuckerberg in feathers and tar.
Let's let MZ know that he has gone too far!.
Let's cover Mark Zuckerberg in feathers and tar.

Everybody just depart FB
Everybody just depart FB if you get this,
Now click!
Bye Mark!

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