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Song Parodies -> "It's All Greek To Me"

Original Song Title:

"Just Between You And Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lou Gramm

Parody Song Title:

"It's All Greek To Me"

Parody Written by:

EWOP

The Lyrics

Staring at the problem
Don't know where to start
Gotta solve for x
And get the pi chart

If you get it wrong
That's not all right

I know it's really tough
To use the compass
Protractor's easier
So what's the point of this?

Oh when will we use it
After we pass

Now don't you know that
One problem's gonna lead to another
The answer's wrong in the book

Even if hypotenuse and pi collide
Make a tasty treat, with the lemon and lime
I don't care about cosign, see
You know it's all greek to me, greek to me

Well Archimedes
He jumped out of the bath
And yelling eureka
Running out like that

He was streaking there
Yeah that's funny

And then Pythagoras
We all learn of his theorem
Just how long is this book
There's too much to take in

Why do we need this class
We don't know

Don't you know that
Those two trains gonna get there the same time
No matter how fast they go

Even if Issac Newton ate apple pie
After fell on him, just right out of the sky
I don't care bout book's bad puns, see
You know it's all greek to me

I said it's just really greek to me

If we don't work this out for sign and tangent
The teacher says we won't know what he meant
We use x and y, no numbers, no
Sigma looks like an e and o

So now we're staring at the test now
And the bell has rung
So we turn it in
Oh no it's not fun

If we work it out
Sometimes it's right

Don't you know that
One scalene's gonna lead to another
We'll have no isocoles

Even if hypotenuse and pi collide
Well we still won't care, we're stuck too much inside
Now I don't care what a rhombus is
No this class just isn't bliss

Even if Archimedes somehow was here
He'd find it boring and he would shed a tear
Now I don't care about trapezoids
Are they related to the noid

Now we are all really annoyed
Just annoyed

(hypotenuse)
It's all greek to us

Uh-huh
Is this on the test?

(So boring)
One cold room where we learn all this stuff
(hypotenuse)
We're asleep, we're asleep

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