Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Serving Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on
Let's ride to the Burger King around the corner
The boys say they want a burger and fries
But I really don't wanna
Get full like I did last week
I really weep
Because food ain't cheap
I like mustard, mayonnaise, it really don't matter
And as I eat more you know
I'm gonna get fatter
So what can I do but eat just a little more
To me eating it's just like sport, and I do score
What is good? Tea and crumpets
Please send in the trumpet

Chorus:
A little bit of meat loaf in my life
A little bit of gravy on the side
A little bit of pita is all I need
A little Velveeta is what I see
A little bit of mayonnaise in the sun
A little blueberry all night long
A little bit of pumpkin pie here I am
A little tofu and then some Spam

Serving Number 5

Let's eat some chow, and swallow it all down
Make your bum really round
Look at all the food we've found
Cake to the left
Ice cream on the right
A bag of marshmallows, that sounds all right
Try Cool Whip once
Does that taste nice?
Small bites like this
we'll be eatin' all night

Chorus:
A little bit of meat loaf in my life
A little bit of gravy on the side
A little bit of pita is all I need
A little Velveeta is what I see
A little bit of mayonnaise in the sun
A little blueberry all night long
A little bit of pumpkin pie here I am
A little tofu and then some Spam

Crumpet

Tea and Crumpets

Serving Number 5

Chorus:
A little bit of meat loaf in my life
A little bit of gravy on the side
A little bit of pita is all I need
A little Velveeta is what I see
A little bit of mayonnaise in the sun
A little blueberry all night long
A little bit of pumpkin pie here I am
A little tofu and then some Spam

I do all to
get real fat like a good boy should
It tastes so good, you have to try
Believe me, it does! I do not lie

Serving Number 5