-> "Refund Inquiry Mambo"
Original Song Title:
"Mambo No. 5"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Refund Inquiry Mambo"
The Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo for R.I.
One, two, three, four, five
Supervisors we have had heading up R.I.
And our latest makes it one plus six now
We all hope they stay more than a day
But it's already fixed now
Seems like they just came in last week
And now they're out the door--that's cheap
To each manager's style we start to get accustomed
And as they continue we know we're getting closer
But all we can do is watch the revolving door
As if changing them is like sport
As each one flies it's painful
They must leave us just when we get acquainted
CHORUS:
A little time with Leeanna, then she went
A little time with Lori is all we spent
Some more time with Leeanna, she moved on
A little time with Dorothy, she was gone
And there was Steve and Dennia, then they split
A little time with Susan, then she quit
A little time with Grace, our boss for today
We're wondering how long they'll let her stay
Mambo for R.I.
They come on down and move them all around
Shake your head as they go, drop your face to the ground
On some big chessboard they're like pawns
One day they're in, the next they're gone
Close your eyes once, now open them, friend
'Cause now the unit looks like it's been orphaned again
CHORUS: REPEAT
Musical bosses, Mambo for R.I.
CHORUS: REPEAT
Just, when, we, have, gotten used to a boss like you
Pull up roots, no, you can't stay
Out tomorrow but here today
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