Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a TV parody

One, two, three, four, five,it's a commercial for Tide
You go to the kitchen and get a snack
Then you go back and watch some more
All day and night long
If you forget yo' name,you know something's wrong
I like Rosie,Barbara and "Reba"
And as I continue,more TV divas
If it sucks,then dump it
I just saw Ivana Trump's tits

A little bit of "Caroline" in my life,
A little bit of "Lucy" by my side.
A little bit of "Reba" 's all I need,
A little bit of Rachel all I see.
A little bit of Meredith in the sun,
A little bit of Grace Adler all night long.
A little bit of Nicole Parker here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man!

"Saturday night live"

Move up and down and move it all around.
Let the remote do that clicking sound
Press one button left and one button right.
And we can watch clayed celebrities fight
You move to HBO and of course,E!
Then you give 5's for this parody

A little bit of "Caroline" in my life,
A little bit of "Lucy" by my side.
A little bit of "Reba" 's all I need,
A little bit of Rachel all I see.
A little bit of Meredith in the sun,
A little bit of Grace Adler all night long.
A little bit of Nicole Parker here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man!
[musical stuff]

Jimmy Fallon live

A little bit of "Caroline" in my life,
A little bit of "Lucy" by my side.
A little bit of "Reba" 's all I need,
A little bit of Rachel all I see.
A little bit of Meredith in the sun,
A little bit of Grace Adler all night long.
A little bit of Nicole Parker here I am,
A little bit of you makes me your man!