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Song Parodies -> "Rambo #4"

Original Song Title:

"Mambo #5"

Original Performer:

Lou Bega

Parody Song Title:

"Rambo #4"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

One, two, three - that's all?
Tell me has there been a Rambo number 4?
C'mon let's write it - before we begin it
Have to work out what we're gonna put in it
First thing to do: let's pick the cast, a
Good choice here will prevent a disaster
I want Sylvester Stallone or one of his clones
Say, can we get Catherine Zeta Jones?
So what can I do to make a blockbuster?
Film them writhing around in custard
Doesn't really matter what we put in the plot
We can make it up on the spot:

A little bit of fighting at the start
A little bit of smooching shows some heart
A little bit of gunsmoke in the air
A little bitty firefight everywhere
A little bit of Sandra Bullock's bum
A little bit of titillating fun
A little bitty car-chase through LA
A little bit of blowin' bad guys away

Rambo Number Four

Cut up and down and edit it around
Get a backing sound and film it underground
Take one big gun and one grenade
One big drink (I ain't talking lemonade)
He's got a gun, we'll get one that's bigger
And drown out the sound of him pullin' that trigger

A little bit of dynamite, that's nice
A little bitty nuclear device
A little bitty clip from Rambo One
A little bit of firing heavy guns
A little bit of sex - Sly wanted more
A little bit of alien predator
A little bit of wisecracking while they
Do a little more blowin' bad guys away

Rambo Number Four

A little bit of driving down some steps
A little bit of Sly Stallone's biceps
A little bit of Starsky, maybe Hutch
A little bit of talking - but not much
A little more of Sandra Bullock's bum
A little bit of martial art-y fun
An even bigger car-chase through LA
And finish with blowin' bad guys away

Me, you,
Sly, too
Make a better film than Rambo II
It'll have gunfights, it'll have style
You and me gonna make a pile

Rambo Number Four

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Know 1 can hear you dream - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, havenīt you noticed that Stallone and comedy donīt mix? Ah, what hte h***, no rules without exceptions, Iīm voing 555 anyway.
Adagio - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
A fun song to parody and I liked the way you did it!
Billy Florio - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Sequals that I cant beleive are being done as we speak: Rambo 4, Rocky 6, Superman 5, Batman 5, Terminator 4, Indiana Jones 4....there are more.....
Meriadoc - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
The car chase through LA clinched it for me! :-D
Diva - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Very Good Phil, aren't you a Brit?
Adagio - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil...are you also known as phibo baggins?
Phil Alexander - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi all... bin away: yes, Adagio, philbo baggins is my messageboard alter ego; and yes, Diva I am a Brit... but Peter, I think Stallone does do a pretty good line in self-deprecatory comedy: not quite in the Robin Williams league, maybe...
kb - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
its great get weird al to sing it
Peregrin - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey! I'm only 4 years late to this one. Came here to see if anyone had already had this idea. Why was I not surprised? ha ha Love the "A little bit of dynamite, that's nice, A little bitty nuclear device" line :)

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