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Song Parodies -> "Jelisa"

Original Song Title:

"Macarena"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Los Del Rio

Parody Song Title:

"Jelisa"

Parody Written by:

Goggleboy

The Lyrics

Diss track to my former crush who treated me like shit and made me miserable.
She can come of sweet but she's crooked Jelisa
She'll break your heart and lead you on that no good Jelisa
Lactose intolerent she can't have a pizza
Heyyyyyy it's Jelisa

Heartless she'll treat you like a number Jelisa
Manipulative her friends are all rude to you Jelisa
Got car sick and puked out on the street Jelisa
Heyyyyy it's Jelisa

She cosplays mostly boy characters Jelisa
Dyke haircut and ghastly teeth that's Jelisa
When she's at the con she'll always max out her Visa
Heyyyyyy it's Jelisa

Your friendships and your life she will ruin Jelisa
Flirt with everybody but you that's Jelisa
Wanna bash her head in and give her amnesia
Heyyyyyy it's Jelisa

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CML - April 23, 2021 - Report this comment
You've inspired me to do a diss track of my own .. to a woman I never met in person; only thru some fateful encounters on an internet dating site.

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