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Song Parodies -> "Fiorina"
Original Song Title:
"Macarena"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Los Del Rio
Parody Song Title:
"Fiorina"
Parody Written by:
Giblet O'Sarcasm
The Lyrics
A personal comment about one of two California millionaires trying to buy their favorite office; in this case, the U.S. Senate
(Voters, I'm hoping to seduce you)
Here I come, I'm Carly Fiorina
The Tea Party thinks that I'm keener
Got the funds to
Knock out Boxer
And to buy her seat in the Senate
Big Business
Support me
And I'll completely deregulate you
CHORUS:
Barbara Boxer's in a fight with Carly Fiorina
Hewlett Packard's former CEO was Carly Fiorina
Sarah Palin is endorsing Carly Fiorina
Beat Fiorina (REPEAT 2X)
But don't worry about my workers
Lower level Hewlett Packard workers
I don't want them
Can't afford them
They are expendable
(Now come on, what am I supposed to do?
Outsourcing our jobs keeps the stockholders soooo pleased)
CHORUS: (REPEAT 2X)
(Voters, I'm hoping to seduce you)
Listen to me, I'm Carly Fiorina
Hate the stimulus, but here's the funny part about it
Come join me
Tour with me
Businesses that benefit from it
CHORUS: (REPEAT 5X)
Here I come, I'm Carly Fiorina
The Tea Party thinks that I'm keener
Got the funds to
Knock out Boxer
And to buy her seat in the Senate
Big Business
Support me
And I'll completely deregulate you
CHORUS:
Barbara Boxer's in a fight with Carly Fiorina
Hewlett Packard's former CEO was Carly Fiorina
Sarah Palin is endorsing Carly Fiorina
Beat Fiorina (REPEAT 2X)
But don't worry about my workers
Lower level Hewlett Packard workers
I don't want them
Can't afford them
They are expendable
(Now come on, what am I supposed to do?
Outsourcing our jobs keeps the stockholders soooo pleased)
CHORUS: (REPEAT 2X)
(Voters, I'm hoping to seduce you)
Listen to me, I'm Carly Fiorina
Hate the stimulus, but here's the funny part about it
Come join me
Tour with me
Businesses that benefit from it
CHORUS: (REPEAT 5X)
Copyright 2010 Giblet O'Sarcasm
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