I am not trying to overcook you...

When I cook what you call Macaroni
In the pot, the water is bubbly
My friends watch me, they can't cook, see
So they come and stand beside me
Cook with me, al dente
And if it's good, they'll take it all from me

Let me tell you about my favorite Macaroni
I love tubetini, manicotti, rigatoni
Don't even care if it's no-name or Ronzoni
Hey, Macaroni

Now let me tell you about my best friend
He tried to cook some spaghetti
I don't want it, can't stand it
It was no good, so I... ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Now come on, what was I supposed to do?
It was overcooked and angel hair is sooooo fine

Let me tell you about my favorite Macaroni
I love capellini, fettucini and linguini
Don't even care if it's no-name or Ronzoni
Hey, Macaroni

I am not trying to overcook you...

Come and make for me my favorite Macaroni
Top it with some cheese, tomato sauce, pepperoni
Cook for me, bake for me
And your friends can eat along with me
Sit with me, eat with me
And if it's good, I'll take it home with me