I'm so glad you showed up
And you're bailing me out
I could really use your help now

I robbed a lot of vending machines,
Jukeboxes and pay phones
That's how you got the cash
To take me home

Here's 300 bucks
In quarters and dimes
This really sucks
Got caught this time

Here's 100 more
And most of it's made from nickels and pennies
Oh, everything's change
Except for the tips I stole from Denny's

That old mall parking lot
Is now better patroled
'Cause I used to steal change
From peoples' consoles

And the payphone down at Wal-Mart
Is ripped out of the wall
They couldn't afford
To keep it installed

Here's 100 bucks
In nickels and dimes
This really sucks
Got caught this time

Here's 300 more
And most of it's made from from pennies and quarters
Oh, everything's change
I think I should make a run for the border