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Song Parodies -> "Whitmer Damned Michigan"
Original Song Title:
"God Blessed Texas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Little Texas
Parody Song Title:
"Whitmer Damned Michigan"
Parody Written by:
AranJutan
The Lyrics
1. There are a lot of places;
That are screwed 'round the world!
Where tyrants mess up faces;
Do things that'd make you hurl!
After 2018;
One state fell to misery!
Just like a voodoo curse;
You'll wish you didn't believe!
CHORUS
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('Cause) Whitmer damned Michigan;
By Chinese hands!
Hired demons from accursed lands!
Then made a state;
Where groomers prance!
It's a pothead frozen hell;
Where freedom's got no chance!
Makes you dream;
The South'll rise again!
Whitmer damned Michigan!
2. First, she stole elections;
Then her goons beat Kate Henry!
Then jailed restaurant owners;
For all the world to see!
Well everybody knows;
That Lansing works in duplicitous ways!
Kids get no rest;
When passed that Proposal 3!
[Repeat chrous]
[Instrumental break]
[Repeat chrous]
TRAIL
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[ Miltias, should heed what they're in!
Whitmer damned Michigan! ] x 2
That are screwed 'round the world!
Where tyrants mess up faces;
Do things that'd make you hurl!
After 2018;
One state fell to misery!
Just like a voodoo curse;
You'll wish you didn't believe!
CHORUS
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('Cause) Whitmer damned Michigan;
By Chinese hands!
Hired demons from accursed lands!
Then made a state;
Where groomers prance!
It's a pothead frozen hell;
Where freedom's got no chance!
Makes you dream;
The South'll rise again!
Whitmer damned Michigan!
2. First, she stole elections;
Then her goons beat Kate Henry!
Then jailed restaurant owners;
For all the world to see!
Well everybody knows;
That Lansing works in duplicitous ways!
Kids get no rest;
When passed that Proposal 3!
[Repeat chrous]
[Instrumental break]
[Repeat chrous]
TRAIL
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[ Miltias, should heed what they're in!
Whitmer damned Michigan! ] x 2
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All lies. Whitmer is Michigan's best Governor since... Well, since Jennifer Granholm. Certainly, she hasn't poisoned one of her State's biggest cities for personal profit like Rick Snyder did.
And what she and Cuomo did to those nursing homes? Fake news!
Ochinchin daisuki
Hey Mikey, tell that to the Huntington's patients from 2020. Raise them from the dead!
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