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Song Parodies -> "2009 Lifelock 400 Recap Song"
Original Song Title:
"Better Than You"
Original Performer:
Lisa Keith
Parody Song Title:
"2009 Lifelock 400 Recap Song"
Parody Written by:
Jay Jianoran
The Lyrics
Mmm
Kyle Busch
Led the first lap
After the Green Flag Flew
Jimmie Johnson passes Ky-Busch
To Take The Lead on Lap 9
Mark Martin is 13th
after starting 32nd on Lap 66
Debris on Lap 72
Which led to a First Caution
Greg Biffle
is Second, On Lap 97
The Sun Comes Out
at Michigan
A Second Debris
which brings out the Caution
Jimmie Johnson
brings the field back to green
Mark Martin chases Montoya
For a Third Place move
I know it's true
But will happen if
Mark Martin wins
I Hope if the Checkered Flag Flies
David Stremme spins Turn #4
Which Got the Caution
Kenseth gets the free pass
Which Got The Caution
On Lap One Hundred Fifty
The Biffmeister
went to pit road
with Jimmie and Kurt
On Lap One Hundred Fifty-Four
And Greg Biffle wins off pit road
Biffle Leads, Green Flag Flies
As We Got A Restart
Yeah yeah
Think About What Happened Next
Teams talked on
Fuel Conservation on Lap 181
Jimmie Johnson leads
and Greg Biffle is 2nd
Jimmie Johnson
makes a pass and holds
For The Lead
What Will Happen
If Jimmie Johnson Wins?
(repeat)
5 Laps Left
Biffle holds
to finish the race
Jimmie Johnson
runs out of fuel
Greg Biffle
Takes The Lead
Ooh
Greg Biffle
ran out of fuel
and Mark Martin
leads
Then The Checkered Flag
Flew at Michigan
Mark Martin won
the Lifelock 400
Jeff Gordon chases 2nd
Place Position
Hammerin Hamlin
He Finishes 3rd at
Michigan
(repeat, til end)
Kyle Busch
Led the first lap
After the Green Flag Flew
Jimmie Johnson passes Ky-Busch
To Take The Lead on Lap 9
Mark Martin is 13th
after starting 32nd on Lap 66
Debris on Lap 72
Which led to a First Caution
Greg Biffle
is Second, On Lap 97
The Sun Comes Out
at Michigan
A Second Debris
which brings out the Caution
Jimmie Johnson
brings the field back to green
Mark Martin chases Montoya
For a Third Place move
I know it's true
But will happen if
Mark Martin wins
I Hope if the Checkered Flag Flies
David Stremme spins Turn #4
Which Got the Caution
Kenseth gets the free pass
Which Got The Caution
On Lap One Hundred Fifty
The Biffmeister
went to pit road
with Jimmie and Kurt
On Lap One Hundred Fifty-Four
And Greg Biffle wins off pit road
Biffle Leads, Green Flag Flies
As We Got A Restart
Yeah yeah
Think About What Happened Next
Teams talked on
Fuel Conservation on Lap 181
Jimmie Johnson leads
and Greg Biffle is 2nd
Jimmie Johnson
makes a pass and holds
For The Lead
What Will Happen
If Jimmie Johnson Wins?
(repeat)
5 Laps Left
Biffle holds
to finish the race
Jimmie Johnson
runs out of fuel
Greg Biffle
Takes The Lead
Ooh
Greg Biffle
ran out of fuel
and Mark Martin
leads
Then The Checkered Flag
Flew at Michigan
Mark Martin won
the Lifelock 400
Jeff Gordon chases 2nd
Place Position
Hammerin Hamlin
He Finishes 3rd at
Michigan
(repeat, til end)
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