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Song Parodies -> "Madman"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Man"
Original Performer:
Lion
Parody Song Title:
"Madman"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Disclaimer: Warning! This parody is very morbid and about losing control and concerns firearms. From a gunman's POV.
I am so tired
And yet I am armed
Fear all this raw anger
All those to be harmed
I am a madman
I kill for fun
[Chorus]
Got me a .40
Got a Tac shotgun
Got a sporter in 7.62 (mm)
Vintage sniper weapon
Don’t fear the PO
Nor MILSWAT Tac Teams
Lots of places to ambush
Propane bombs destroy things
And all these weapons aimed at- human beings(?)
Reduced to imagined bio-threat things
I am a madman
I kill for fun
I watch as they run
Got me a .40
Got a Tac shotgun
Got a sporter in 7.62 (mm)
Vintage sniper weapon
Gonna shoot everyone with each gun
Load carriers weighted- feels like a ton
Now armor’s a problem
With a weight penalty
Keval, leather, and cast iron
Bound, articulate… heavy
Affects mobility
Adrenaline strength is the key
Its dark and its bulky
Yeah, the cops will fear me
I am a madman
I kill for fun
I watch as they run
Got me a .40
Got a Tac shotgun
Got a sporter in 7.62 (mm)
Vintage sniper weapon
All the unfairness in life
Seeing red, must blame someone
In the gutter and streets... blood runs
"Get some! Get Some!!!"
Save a round in a chamber, 'cause I will not run
No defense for a psycho, I killed for fun...
I'm a madman
Surrender? I bow to no one
And yet I am armed
Fear all this raw anger
All those to be harmed
I am a madman
I kill for fun
[Chorus]
Got me a .40
Got a Tac shotgun
Got a sporter in 7.62 (mm)
Vintage sniper weapon
Don’t fear the PO
Nor MILSWAT Tac Teams
Lots of places to ambush
Propane bombs destroy things
And all these weapons aimed at- human beings(?)
Reduced to imagined bio-threat things
I am a madman
I kill for fun
I watch as they run
Got me a .40
Got a Tac shotgun
Got a sporter in 7.62 (mm)
Vintage sniper weapon
Gonna shoot everyone with each gun
Load carriers weighted- feels like a ton
Now armor’s a problem
With a weight penalty
Keval, leather, and cast iron
Bound, articulate… heavy
Affects mobility
Adrenaline strength is the key
Its dark and its bulky
Yeah, the cops will fear me
I am a madman
I kill for fun
I watch as they run
Got me a .40
Got a Tac shotgun
Got a sporter in 7.62 (mm)
Vintage sniper weapon
All the unfairness in life
Seeing red, must blame someone
In the gutter and streets... blood runs
"Get some! Get Some!!!"
Save a round in a chamber, 'cause I will not run
No defense for a psycho, I killed for fun...
I'm a madman
Surrender? I bow to no one
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Thanks for the warning. I was hoping for something a little lighter as parody.
Lighter... as in the superfluous fluff of daily life? Not for me. I don't like the mundane...
such a charming person
Come to the firing range and we can chat over groupings ;-)
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