Song Parodies -> "Kirby's Shortcake"

Original Song Title:

"Break Stuff"

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Original Performer:

"Kirby's Shortcake"

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The Lyrics

Kirby: Squeak Squad takes the award for "Most Piddling Kirby Story Ever." Kirby goes on an epic quest...to get a slice of strawberry shortcake back from the Squeaks. I'll bet that Kirby gets real belligerent as his dessert is constantly denied...

I just want my damn cake!
Something 'bout that is mucked up!
Said I had enough?!
Someone shut him up!
I don't really know why
Someone would've justified
Starvin' me or something!
Thought I'd get that back
And then the Squeaks attacked
Someone is gonna get smacked!
Your best bet is that someone's gettin' a whipping!
I JUST WANT MY DAMN CAKE!

Ya gotta think the Squeak Squad's just plain stupid!
'Cuz once I get my mitts
In for a hit
They'll all be leavin with a fat lip
Ya gotta think the Squeak Squad's just plain stupid!
I think they better quit stealing my shortcake,

I just want my damn cake!
Like a Jigsaw game!
When I want the pain
Nothin' but blood stains!
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm hungry and I'm pissed off!
And if you're got snacks
You just step back
Lest you wanna get Kirb-smacked!
Your best bet is that someone's gettin' a whipping!
I JUST WANT MY DAMN CAKE!

Ya gotta think the Squeak Squad's just plain stupid!
'Cuz once I get my mitts
In for a hit
They'll all be leavin with a fat lip
Ya gotta think the Squeak Squad's just plain stupid!
I think they better quit stealing my shortcake,
They're gonna get it

Just wanna eat...
My suggestion is to keep your distance, 'cuz right now im dangerous
I just want to eat...
And choose what I should eat
All those squeaky buggers that want to step up
I hope you know I got a sword, dude...
...or I can shock you...
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might kill a Squaek tonight...
Or maybe I should get the bombs out...
Or burn your eyes out...
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might kill some Squeaks tonight...
Turn into my big metal ball...
Or swallow you whole...
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might KILL 'CUZ OF MY CAKE TONIGHT!!
Give me my friggin' cake!
MY STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!
Or give me somethin' to break
Mean, like Daroach's FACE!!!
I'll copy you with all my lung power! (what!!...)
My lung power! (what!!...)
I said with all my lung power! (what!!...)
...So come and get it

Ya gotta think the Squeak Squad's just plain stupid!
'Cuz once I get my mitts
In for a hit
They'll all be leavin with a fat lip
Ya gotta think the Squeak Squad's just plain stupid!
I think they better quit stealing my shortcake,
It's time to get it!

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