Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Take Stuff"
Original Song Title:
"Break Stuff"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Limp Bizkit
Parody Song Title:
"Take Stuff"
Parody Written by:
Bob O'Mara
The Lyrics
When singing the part with po-lice in it, say it like "poe lease"...it sounds better that way.
It's just one of those guys!
You don't know if you can trust.
Should I walk away?
Should I make a bust?
He looks up to no good.
If I was a cop, I would...
Keep an eye on this one.
He saw my Buick
and he got into it.
I knew he would do it.
He took off as I stared after him in the distance.
It's just one of those guys!
I'm always being robbed blind by some bandit.
I think I'd better sit,
gather some wit,
and then get up and throw a big fit.
I'm always being robbed blind by some bandit.
I think I'd better sit,
gather some wit...
Punk...you took my wallet.
It's just one of those guys
thinking life is easy.
Takes all he can see.
Leaves with my TV.
All night, he is at my home.
I woulda used the phone,
but he already took that.
This guy is screwed up.
He just chewed up
my pride and then threw up.
Can't I get a days rest without a home invasion?
It's just one of those guys!
I'm always being robbed blind by some bandit.
I think I'd better sit,
gather some wit,
and then get up and throw a big fit.
I'm always being robbed blind by some bandit.
I think I'd better sit,
gather some wit...
Punk...you took my wallet.
You stole it all.
My suggestion
is to give it all back
cause you make me furious.
It's all been stolen.
My life's been stolen (echo).
Well, you little burglar,
you better fess up (fess up).
I hope you know I called the po-lice (po-lice).
You're stealing will cease (will cease).
What will you say when I make you pay
for all you take from me at night.
I hope you know I called the po-lice (po-lice).
You're stealing will cease (will cease).
What will you say when I make you pay
for all you take from me at night.
I hope you know I called the po-lice (po-lice).
You're stealing will cease (will cease).
What will you say when I make you pay
for when you break and entered in that night!
Whatcha tryin' to take?
Whatcha tryin' to take?
Whatcha tryin' to take?
Perhaps my living-place!
I hope you know I called the po-lice, what!
The po-lice, what!
I hope you know I called the po-lice, what!
So just admit it.
I'm always being robbed blind by some bandit.
I think I'd better sit,
gather some wit,
and then get up and throw a big fit.
I'm always being robbed blind by some bandit.
I think I'd better sit,
gather some wit...
Punk...you took my wallet.
You don't know if you can trust.
Should I walk away?
Should I make a bust?
He looks up to no good.
If I was a cop, I would...
Keep an eye on this one.
He saw my Buick
and he got into it.
I knew he would do it.
He took off as I stared after him in the distance.
It's just one of those guys!
I'm always being robbed blind by some bandit.
I think I'd better sit,
gather some wit,
and then get up and throw a big fit.
I'm always being robbed blind by some bandit.
I think I'd better sit,
gather some wit...
Punk...you took my wallet.
It's just one of those guys
thinking life is easy.
Takes all he can see.
Leaves with my TV.
All night, he is at my home.
I woulda used the phone,
but he already took that.
This guy is screwed up.
He just chewed up
my pride and then threw up.
Can't I get a days rest without a home invasion?
It's just one of those guys!
I'm always being robbed blind by some bandit.
I think I'd better sit,
gather some wit,
and then get up and throw a big fit.
I'm always being robbed blind by some bandit.
I think I'd better sit,
gather some wit...
Punk...you took my wallet.
You stole it all.
My suggestion
is to give it all back
cause you make me furious.
It's all been stolen.
My life's been stolen (echo).
Well, you little burglar,
you better fess up (fess up).
I hope you know I called the po-lice (po-lice).
You're stealing will cease (will cease).
What will you say when I make you pay
for all you take from me at night.
I hope you know I called the po-lice (po-lice).
You're stealing will cease (will cease).
What will you say when I make you pay
for all you take from me at night.
I hope you know I called the po-lice (po-lice).
You're stealing will cease (will cease).
What will you say when I make you pay
for when you break and entered in that night!
Whatcha tryin' to take?
Whatcha tryin' to take?
Whatcha tryin' to take?
Perhaps my living-place!
I hope you know I called the po-lice, what!
The po-lice, what!
I hope you know I called the po-lice, what!
So just admit it.
I'm always being robbed blind by some bandit.
I think I'd better sit,
gather some wit,
and then get up and throw a big fit.
I'm always being robbed blind by some bandit.
I think I'd better sit,
gather some wit...
Punk...you took my wallet.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Why are you referring to "one of those guys" as "it"? Other than that, a pretty good parody. I love the line about the phone :-).
sorry, i couldn't finish your parody, i fell asleep not even 3 verses in for how boring it was, so lets just guess it was staying on that crappy line, 1/1/1
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/limpbizkit12.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1186
