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Song Parodies -> "If I Could Talk I'd See You"

Original Song Title:

"If I Could Talk I'd Tell You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lemonheads

Parody Song Title:

"If I Could Talk I'd See You"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Fack Sabbath, he's from Ingatestone
Writing parodies on Amirignt
Wish me well, wedding bells
Irish sons and the Dublin publications
Bangor, Belfast, and county Cork
Whiskey in the jar is far better than you

If I could talk I'd see you
Wish me we'll, you wedding bells
Don't you see someday that now
You're my images of Peter Hook

If I'd could talk I'd see you
Wish me we'll, you wedding bells
Don't you see someday that now
You're my images of Jo Whiley

Hello, wish me so
I miss you much on maternity leave
How many months did you announce
You announced to me that y'all were infants
Hello, goths
Thank you, grunge
I do think there is Amy Winehouse in my ass

If i could talk I'd see you
Wish me then, you son of a witch
Don't you see that you are
My imaginary Bad Religion fan

If I could talk I'd see you
Wish me then, you son of a Miami son
Don't you see that you are
My only Third Eye Blind man

(WHISTLING):

If I could talk I'd see you
Wish me back, you son of a cunt
Don't you see that you are
My only Marc Bolan fan

If I could talk I'd see you
Hello to me, you Beastie Boy
Don't you ever dare listen to
That awful 'Gangam Style'

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