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Song Parodies -> "I'm Proud To Be A Confederate"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Proud To Be An American"
Original Performer:
Lee Greenwood
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Proud To Be A Confederate"
Parody Written by:
Shane Frederick
The Lyrics
This is a little edgy for the guidelines but i put in astericks where there are curse words. I think that this is a funny song. I do not intend for any American hatred. I love the country that we live in and this is just a song. I love America and I am not a Dixie Chick. If I cause any harm to any person I am very sorry because I am not makeing fun of america, so open your eyes. I just thought I would explain myself for any idiot that may think I am hating america.
Proud To Be A Confederate
If tomorrow all the rebs were gone and we fought for all our life.
And we had to start again with just pot and throwing knives.
I thank my proud 4 stars to be a general here today.
Cause the pot still smoked with freedom and well be dam*ed if it's took away.
I'm proud to be a confederate where at least I know I rock
Where the men are almighty fighters and all the women suck my co**.
And I'll proudly smoke dope next to you, where we know we'll all get high
Cause there ain't no doubt we love this plant, God bless the C.S.A.
From the schools of Mississippi to the slums of Tennessee
Smoked across the planes of Texas from you, to him, to me.
Well run out President Lincoln, and kick his a** all day
Theirs pride in every confederate heart and its time we stand and say.
I'm proud to be a confederate where at least I know I rock
Where the men are almighty fighters and all the women suck my co**.
And I'll proudly smoke dope next to you, where we know we'll all get high
Cause there ain't no doubt we love this plant, God bless the C.S.A.
If tomorrow all the rebs were gone and we fought for all our life.
And we had to start again with just pot and throwing knives.
I thank my proud 4 stars to be a general here today.
Cause the pot still smoked with freedom and well be dam*ed if it's took away.
I'm proud to be a confederate where at least I know I rock
Where the men are almighty fighters and all the women suck my co**.
And I'll proudly smoke dope next to you, where we know we'll all get high
Cause there ain't no doubt we love this plant, God bless the C.S.A.
From the schools of Mississippi to the slums of Tennessee
Smoked across the planes of Texas from you, to him, to me.
Well run out President Lincoln, and kick his a** all day
Theirs pride in every confederate heart and its time we stand and say.
I'm proud to be a confederate where at least I know I rock
Where the men are almighty fighters and all the women suck my co**.
And I'll proudly smoke dope next to you, where we know we'll all get high
Cause there ain't no doubt we love this plant, God bless the C.S.A.
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