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Song Parodies -> "I Pledge a Grievance"

Original Song Title:

"I Pledge Allegiance"

Original Performer:

Lee Greenwood

Parody Song Title:

"I Pledge a Grievance"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

(Speak)
I pledge a grievance to the hag who wants to be President of the United States of America
And to the DEMonics, of liberal brand, O' nation,
defiant to God, inexcusable, without worth nor dignity at all

You're not qualified at all... to be POTUS!

(Sing)
I pledge a grievance to this hag who cannot lead the United States of America
Clinton moronic, her leftist demands, O' patron,
SoS clod, indefensible, without honesty nor morality at all

You're not qualified at all... to be POTUS!

(Speak)
I pledge a grievance to this hag, despite her appeals to all females. Words not justified, by her
lies while pontificating. It's my vote and free will
in disputing the promises spewing, of prosperity booming, that everything's great, while her party tears up the Constitution. And last, but not least, her false image not maintained of a matron saint with honest intentions. Be free of her speech, free of her inventions, free of her false feats, and free of her years (in service).

I repeat, you're not qualified at all... to be POTUS!

(Sing)
I pledge a grievance to his hag who cannot lead the United States of America
Clinton moronic, her leftist demands, O' patron,
SoS clod, indefensible, without honesty nor morality at all

MAY YOU FALL!!!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 25

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Opinionator - April 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Mindless, venomous, puerile, poorly-paced dreck. Whatever one may think of Hillary politically or personally, whether you're conservative or liberal, she is probably, by legislative and executive experience, the most qualified person in American history to become POTUS. Pure demonization, which is beneath dignity.
Morton Downey, Jr. - April 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Not just intemperate, but a stupid, rabid, hateful polemic.
Rob Arndt - April 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Qualified vs the large number of experienced REP Governors and Senators that are signing on or will before the election? Amazing, because the only real statement she has given is, "isn't it time for a female President?" Is that her party platform since she voted 99.9 percent of the time with Obama's policies? How can she distance herself from Obama... by using gender? As Rubio stated recently " a vote for her is a vote for yesterday!" Mid-terms reflected that and Obama has failed at foreign policy as well as domestic. America is a land divided leaning Right again. Hillary offers nothing new, especially to the Middle Class who need help with jobs, home buying, and real reformed healthcare.
Observe-o-rator - April 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Opinionator - And your point is....? Morton, I think you missed a bit of that swastika you painted on yourself. Rob, oh, you naughty boy... 555 :)
AFW - April 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Most people know I lean a little more left than this would indicate...but I don't let politics influence my voting...on the technical tree it's 555

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