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Song Parodies -> "How Do I Sh**"

Original Song Title:

"How Do I Live"

Original Performer:

LeeAnn Rimes

Parody Song Title:

"How Do I Sh**"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Toilet paper
Soft and always showing poop
Who's best and who's number two
Can't live without you, that would stink
You've always
You've always done your job, you're on a roll
Make my unholy hole unwhole
You make it feel
Like Michael Jackson, let's get freaky, turn everything
From brown to white

I'll tell you now
Life is a bitch without you
I used a leaf
Why does it itch? Did I use
Poison ivy?
How do I ever, ever wipe?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I sh**?

Fiber, I'm
Full of crap and eggular
You make me feel regular
(Like I'm not weird or crazy)
Oh you
You cut the crap like Simon Cowel
You started a movement, B. O. W. E. L.
(It stands for the
Butt Out! Waste Elimination League)
So good in my diet

And tell me now
When do I sh** without you?
Sat hours on the bowl
Can't I excrete without you?
Will I ever go?
How does poop ever, ever take flight?
When do I, when do I, oh when do I sh**?

My toilet, baby
Who do I sit on?
Am I your pet peeve?
Baby, after work I will run to you
And you'll put up with me
And all my crap, I need you, you're everything
Will you be my wife?

And tell me now
Where do I sh** without you?
Behind a tree?
How would Earth be without you
Pretty sh***y
How does poop ever, ever dive?
Where do I, where do I, oh where do I sh**?

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