Well, I'm packin' up my lunch and I'm-a work at night
When all the freaks come out they want outta sight
Roll in at 11, set the alarm
Somebody parked in the handicapped spot--oh, darn
Then I'm-a start working up the R-Zone merch-a with a blade in my hand and Kermit with a band-aid on his face, he's-a cussin' the most
I'd check Doug's office for a note he'd post
Give a radio to Munoz, never get it back
Get caught up in what I'm doing and start to repack
Slip to the break room, I want a snack
The vending machine ate my dollar, I'll never get it back
Start to eat some Reese's sticks to satisfy my hunger
It's time for the nap fairy to take me under
"Kurt to the dock" Michelle yells over the intercom
And I'm headed back there, sucka, because I'm on night crew, baby
With the booth door open and the R-Zone bypassed
(Night crew, baby)
Spend all my time on Doug's computer
(I'm on night crew, baby)
Stockin' at night 'cuz no one does shit during the day
(Night crew, baby)
They found ten gameboys in the ceiling the other day
I'll bet you'll hear the alarm go off when floor care mops near the front door
Better call Vector and tell 'em no one's breaking into the store
Sleepin' Albert got caught, dozin' in the break room
Doesn't matter, he'll be fired, season's over soon
LRTs are scarce, printers really rare
Playing Jungle Book all night doesn't really seem fair
And if the UPC doesn't scan them I'm-a get a new sapphire
And I'm headed to the scanning room because I'm on night crew, baby
With the booth door open and the R-Zone bypassed
(Night crew, baby)
Spend all my time on Doug's computer
(I'm on night crew, baby)
Stockin' at night 'cuz no one does shit during the day
(Night crew, baby)
I can smell the break room from a mile away
Yeah, can't leave the R-Zone too long, one of these thugs'll try to sneak out a game
Seen a couple of guys take pop out of the cooler
I wonder "did they pay for that?"
I really doubt it
No pallets of boxes hitting the floor
Just throw 'em on the overstock, I never get bored
No remorse for Kevin, it is I who's right
M&M shower radios don't go in the R-Zone so don't put up a fight, uh!
Why they wanna pick on me?
Steal my merchandise, got a jewel case key
I ain't no dummy, I just don't know how to stop 'em
I didn't go to college, I was almost a high school dropout
Act like a manager, sit on my ass and when they call for break--I think I'll pass
They're flickin' their cigarettes in the break room
And keep on smokin' 'til my head goes boom
(Night crew)
With the booth door open and the R-Zone bypassed
(Night crew)
I spend all my time on Doug's computer
(Night crew)
Stockin' at night 'cuz no one does shit during the day
(Night crew)
They found ten gameboys in the ceiling the other day
With the booth door open and the R-Zone bypassed
With the booth door open and the R-Zone bypassed
Night crew!