Towel boy...Towel boy

Well I'm packing up my towels and I'm a head for the pool
Where real women come equipped with big boobs and bar stools
Find a spot on the wake zone chill like a Dj
Buy an old flip chair find a spot to lay
And I'm a towel boy it up and down your side
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a sign with a flag sayin towels 4 sale
Then rock that bitch up and down on my big blow up whale
Give a toast to the women, drink with the life guard
Get my towels tangled up and toss em real far
Then to the other side... I wanna chill
Find a random chick who gives it up for free and will
Start an escort service, so I can get close
spread women’s legs like butter how I like on my toast
If Kid Rock was here he’d probably call me a cowboy
pffff…women love me better cuz I’m the mother f***in

Towel boy baby
With my chair flipped up and the sunshine shining
Towel boy baby
my towels droppin but no need to wine
I wanna be a towel boy baby
awake at night cause I sleep on the job
lazy ass towel boy baby
I can see a white towel from a mile away

I bet you'll hear my whistle blowing when my towel falls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind
I once had a Myrtle Beach towel lost it and wined
chlorine and towels, scabbed knees and fights til there done
Get a map of the pool, and find Olivia Munn
And if the price is right towels gonna make me rich boy
And let the nerdy gothic bitches know why they call me a

Towel boy baby
With my chair flipped up and the sunshine shining
Towel boy baby
my towels droppin but no need to wine
I wanna be a towel boy baby
awake at night cause I sleep on the job
lazy ass towel boy baby
I can see a white towel from a mile away



Yeah...Skittle Diddle...you can call me Rex
workin on my six pack but lost my pecks
Seen a towel on a yeti, rollin down the pool fast
And said, Yeah this towel fits right over your ass
No kidding, gun slinging, towels hitting the floor
Call me Rick James bitch, I'm the Boss, with the saucy towels after intercourse
No remorse for the life guard, in his eye’s I ain't right
I'm gonna give him a red towel, and give his wife a white (COOL!)
Cause chaos, rock like towel boys
Find West Coast p*ssy for my Texas cowboys
Mack like pool owners, ball like Lakers
They told me to leave, but bet they can't make me (I WORK HERE!)
Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and snort away my towel and sun screen (THOSE BASTARDS!!!)
I ain't no G, I'm just a regular fool
I ain't straight outta Compton I'm straight out the pool
Cuss like a sailor...drink while I’m hold in my prick
My only words of wisdom are just, WHO GIVES A SH**!!!
I'm pickin my towel up and I’m gonna find a bitch hotter
And f*** her so hard she falls in the water

Towel boy baby
With my chair flipped up and the sunshine shining
Towel boy baby
my towels droppin but no need to wine
I wanna be a towel boy baby
awake at night cause I sleep on the job
lazy ass towel boy baby
I can see a white towel from a mile away

Towel boy
With my chair flipped up and the sunshine shining
Towel boy baby
With my chair flipped up and the sunshine shining
Towel boy
By the pool with the towels that’s where I’m found