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Song Parodies -> "When You Smoke"

Original Song Title:

"Blue On Black"

Original Performer:

Kenny Wayne Shepherd

Parody Song Title:

"When You Smoke"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Blood pressure starts to rise
Then tumors grow in size
You get heart disease
Or else you’ll cough and you’ll wheeze

When you smoke
You get addicted
You feel the urge
It’s hard to quit
You could go broke
They’re so expensive
Your pocketbook
Will take a hit
Kiss your cash goodbye
It’s a costly thing
‘Cause it ain’t no joke
When you smoke

Teeth are turning brown
Dick’s limp, it’s always down
Tar fills up your lungs
White plaques on the tip of your tongue


When you smoke
You get addicted
You feel the urge
It’s hard to quit
Could get a stroke
Or oral cancer
Tips of your fingers
Stained a bit
Kiss your health goodbye
It’s an awful thing
‘Cause it ain’t no joke
When you smoke

When you smoke
You get addicted
You try and try
You just can’t quit
You’re gonna croak
Health is a-failing
Draw up a will
And dig a pit
Kiss your life goodbye
It’s a tragic thing
Death comes in his cloak
When you smoke

When you smoke
When you smoke

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