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Song Parodies -> "My Network Is Broken"
Original Song Title:
"Everything Is Broken"
Original Performer:
Kenny Wayne Sheperd
Parody Song Title:
"My Network Is Broken"
Parody Written by:
Aaron Dodson
The Lyrics
I have the worst wireless network in world history. In fact, it crashed a couple of times while I was trying to submit this!
T1 line, router thing
Connection's dead, server pings
IM idle, X is red
Just can't access chat room threads
No use restartin'
Adaptor smokin'
My network is broken
Internet's slow, I gotta wait
Cruddy OS, thank you Bill Gates
Got my router from K-mart
It only works by fits and starts
Vile oaths never meant to be spoken
My network is broken
Seems like every time I stop and turn around
My network has crashed and is down
Digital stutter, security flaw
Modern version of Murphy's Law
Setup's shoddy, makes me groan
Tech support in India on the phone
Hit reset, computer's croakin'
My network is broken
When I show the IT guy this disgrace
It works just fine at a fast pace
Network unavailable now
Try Mozilla, Netscape won't browse
Data pipes, firewall rules
Can't do my research for school
E404, Web page not loadin'
My network is broken
My network is broken
My network is broken
My network is broken
My network is broken
Connection's dead, server pings
IM idle, X is red
Just can't access chat room threads
No use restartin'
Adaptor smokin'
My network is broken
Internet's slow, I gotta wait
Cruddy OS, thank you Bill Gates
Got my router from K-mart
It only works by fits and starts
Vile oaths never meant to be spoken
My network is broken
Seems like every time I stop and turn around
My network has crashed and is down
Digital stutter, security flaw
Modern version of Murphy's Law
Setup's shoddy, makes me groan
Tech support in India on the phone
Hit reset, computer's croakin'
My network is broken
When I show the IT guy this disgrace
It works just fine at a fast pace
Network unavailable now
Try Mozilla, Netscape won't browse
Data pipes, firewall rules
Can't do my research for school
E404, Web page not loadin'
My network is broken
My network is broken
My network is broken
My network is broken
My network is broken
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