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Song Parodies -> "The IQ Tester's Lament"
Original Song Title:
"Dust In The Wind"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kansas
Parody Song Title:
"The IQ Tester's Lament"
Parody Written by:
2LD4U
The Lyrics
"Alas! I am just an angry IQ tester. So, I take my guitar and I shall sing a song about it.
(Intro)
You may be smart,
But you probably will not know how to throw a big party.
You may be nice,
But cannot, cannot read no matter how you try!
You all shall fall short....
All of you out there shall fall short!
The smartest man,
Is confined to a wheelchair for all eternity!
The real cool girl,
Never finished high school and has ten babies!
You all shall fall short....
All of you shall fall short naaah......naaah.....naaah!! Oooooooh....
(Instumental Break)
But don't give up,
All of you will find a skill you can latch on.
And real dum kids,
Go on Sixty minutes and sing on and on.
Just don't give up,
None of you should ever give up!
You may be smart,
But you probably will not know how to throw a big party.
You may be nice,
But cannot, cannot read no matter how you try!
You all shall fall short....
All of you out there shall fall short!
The smartest man,
Is confined to a wheelchair for all eternity!
The real cool girl,
Never finished high school and has ten babies!
You all shall fall short....
All of you shall fall short naaah......naaah.....naaah!! Oooooooh....
(Instumental Break)
But don't give up,
All of you will find a skill you can latch on.
And real dum kids,
Go on Sixty minutes and sing on and on.
Just don't give up,
None of you should ever give up!
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555, good, encouraging. =)
Sorry, but I had to stop reading after the second line, which doesn't scan to TOS at all.
It's kind of ironic that you spelled "dumb" wrong. Otherwise, very good. 5-4-5
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